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When hot chicks stop dancing to your music, it starts to enter its death throes.

An advantage in life: being a long-term person in a world full of short-term people.

Possible? Yes. But statistically improbable.

Statistically improbable. But possible? Yes.

Dasssit? #rouseycarano

@THATBOYMMAGURU Agree. Takes way too long in between fights

With this kind of pacing the Netflix MVP MMA card will never compete with the UFC I'm not trying to hear 40 minutes of people I don't give a fuck about yapping non stop between fights HURRY THE FUCK UP AND START THE MAIN CARD FFS

@barstoolsports And at one point UFC tried to feed Nate Diaz to Khamzat in his prime

Nate Diaz is leaking blood EVERYWHERE

Do I know everything? No. But do I want to know everything? Also no.

It’s better to stay out of trouble than to try to get out of trouble. Staying out of trouble, you just have to do the right thing. Getting out of trouble takes time, money for legal fees and/or fines, and it still doesn’t guarantee you’ll be out of trouble.

This dude called you a whore, a terrorist, said everything bad he could about you and your people and you lose like that then put the belt on him? Yeah dude #peace

@FightFanatic_ Not over rated as a fighter. His gas tank just sucks. And add to it that he struggled with the weight cut, it’s not good for him. On any regular day, under normal conditions, he’s really good.

Be honest, did we overrate Khamzat Chimaev or was Sean Strickland just that good? 👀 #UFC328 #MMATwitter

@MMAJOEYC See this is the perfect take of someone who doesn’t fight

The most insane take from last night is pretending Sean Strickland put up any defense on the ground Khamzat took him down at will & Strickland couldn’t defend a takedown or get up until Khamzat just quit wrestling & pulled guard bc he had to make the fight competitive Strickland’s TD defense & striking looked the worse it’s looked in his career. It was obvious who was the better fighter The UFC is threatening to Mokaev guys if they use a wrestling heavy approach & it’s clear they desperately want American champions for their bottom line With all that being said even though Khamzat was robbed brutally he looked like trash in there too

@IamTheImmortal I’m sure fighters get a small cut from viewership even if it’s a few cents. Ppl who watched already pays monthly for paramount plus. So I can’t imagine UFC not incentivizing fighters to try to get more eyeballs. Otherwise fighters wouldn’t care to promote & just fight to get paid

How do they make more money than contracted these days without ppv? What am I missing?

@danielarwas @HappyPunch lol are you new to the fight game? This is actually the norm in the fight game. Beef like Khabib & Connor is the one that’s not the norm.

@HappyPunch I find this really unimpressive and disingenuous to the fans. Either have beef or remain respectful, don't lie to us all and then say 'Psych' the minute the fight's over. No one should be supporting this sort of performance.

Sean Strickland said there wasn’t real bad blood with Khamzat Chimaev 👀 “I sell fights. Look how boring the UFC is. Do you even know half the roster? He’s a good dude. I made him the most money he’s ever made on a fight. You’re welcome, Chimaev.”

@LatinaCasanova Until you get a whiskey dick

Alcohol is a gatekept drug most men don't realize it leads to sex

@FreeeDummm @ufc @KChimaev @SStricklandMMA lol you’re actually surprised that they hugged after the fight? 🤦‍♂️

@ufc @KChimaev @SStricklandMMA This is so dumb. Talk all that disrespectful and filthy trash talk beyond fighting, then have a make out session after the fight. Can’t take your talk serious ever again. Khabib and Conor truly meant what they said and never changed

Respect. [ @KChimaev | @SStricklandMMA | #UFC328 ]

@TheOfficerTatum No man should judge unless he asks himself in absolute honesty whether in a similar situation he might not have done the same.

Charlamagne Tha Fraud really has the nerve to sit there and call Dana White a "glazer" or a "yes-man." 🤡 Are you kidding me? Dana White is one of the realest dudes in the game. He treats his staff like family and pays them well. He’s got enough FU money to never have to kiss anyone’s ring. Show him some respect. Charlamagne is the one doing the glazing for the DNC every single morning.

No man should judge unless he asks himself in absolute honesty whether in a similar situation he might not have done the same.

The left wants to be smart & tries hard to prove they are smart. But they end up being stupid. The right wants to be correct & tries hard to prove they are correct. But they end up being wrong. Two sides of the same stupid, wrong coin.

People spend a lifetime neglecting their health then come to the ER expecting us to fix it all in 4 hours. 🤦‍♂️