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China will give you bullet train, AI, electric cars… then suddenly boom, a pit toilet. 😭

Anyone else has a yahoo id ???

Sandra just Dey fall her hand Dey go. See wetin young prick Dey make her do

There was one period my dad became obsessed with “healthy living.” Suddenly sugar was banned in the house. Soft drinks disappeared. Even indomie became “too processed.” This man started blending random fruits and vegetables every morning. One day he made one dark green smoothie and forced everybody to taste it. My younger brother drank his own and immediately started crying.. We laughed so hard my dad got offended and drank two full cups himself to prove a point. Thirty minutes later, he quietly sent my brother to buy suya and maltina for the whole family.

As a student, I get paid for fetching water to people’s hostel This has been part of my hustles as a lady, instead of sleeping with men

We had a little misunderstanding and i refused to talk to her, she sent 79 messages 😭 or is it because she’s just 18 yo? Cuz idg this obsession fr😭❤️

She's very lucky to have such a fun dad.

Jeff Bezos has been replaced.

Never ever leaving this app

Their fate if they were born in Nigeria 😂

"I went to see this guy and I stayed there overnight. We had a good time. We’ve been talking for like two months, and we decided to start dating barely two weeks ago. So I was like, okay, I’ve never been to his house before, let me go and see him. This was my first time going there. I didn’t sleep all through the night. He woke up as early as 7am and went to work. He told me where to drop his key when I wanted to leave. I’m the kind of person that is very forgetful. I forget things quickly, easily. When he was leaving, he told me, ‘Please help me shut my windows, because if rain falls, it will wet my bed.’ I had to tell him, ‘Please call me and remind me because I will forget.’ After he left for work, I just knocked out. I slept till like 9. I called him and I was like, ‘Hey babe, I want to leave, please send me money.’ He sent me money, and that was when he reminded me to shut the window. I had it in mind to arrange where I slept and at least take the food he got me the night before that I didn’t like and throw it in the trash because I’m sure it had already spoilt by morning. I had it in mind to do all those things, but I forgot. I completely forgot. I left his house without arranging the bed. I didn’t take out the food. I just left. He later called me and was like, ‘You left my house unkept. I came back and my house was sm£lling. The food you ate, you didn’t take it out.’ So I apologized to him on the phone and told him I was sorry, that it wasn’t intentional. He was like, ‘Okay, no problem,’ and we ended the call. I still felt gu!lty about what I did, so I texted him again to apologize. Later that evening, he texted me saying he had thought about it deeply and that it might seem small to me, but it was a big thing to him. He said he was no longer interested in the relationship since we had not gone far, and then he bl0cked me everywhere. He didn’t even allow me to respond. The same person that had been telling me ‘I love you, I love you, I love you.’ This is the first time a man is breaking up with me. I’m always the one that does the breaking up. Please let me know if I am wrong or right...” - Lady shares how her boyfriend allegedly broke up with her after she forgot to clean his apartment after visiting him.

Real niggas know, the attraction disappears the moment the clothes are off. No pun intended, though.

My father is Nigerian. My mother is Filipino. It gets weirder. My grandmother on my mother side has more spanish blood than Filipino blood and my grandfather on my mother side has Japanese blood.

For more than ten years, I remember entering public transport with my girlfriend, carrying little but sharing everything. We counted coins, waited at bus-stops, dealt with Sapa, diligently applied ourselves, and dreamed quietly about what life could become. Time moved, seasons changed, and love stayed. Today, she is my wife. We move in our car and in the back seat is our child as a living reminder of all those ordinary days that built this life. We stayed, we fought, we worked, we laughed, we complained, and we believed. We didn’t allow anyone to steal what we had with money, influence or whatever it is they thought either of us could be stolen with. In all honesty, it’s an experience that cannot be bought with money. And when I look back, all it truly took was consideration and genuine desire. Many times, love is enough when the parties concerned want it to be enough. Still far from where we want to be, but we thank God for how far He’s brought us. 2017 2026

Omoh! Glass decking slabs don land for Nigeria. Tested and trusted! 👀

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