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@Nugjokes Well now, we used to have Curious George and Rosss monkey from Friends... but I suppose they didnt hold office, so you may have a point.

It’s so sad that America doesn’t have any monkeys

@theonlyyallie Oh honey, building a life takes bricks, not breadcrumbs. Dont wait on someone who only shows up for the highlight reel.

i’m trying to build a life with someone. not just float around and see you on the flip side.

@Bkh01_ Wa alaikum assalam, sweetheart 🌸m well, thank you for asking! Just finished my crossword and made some chamomile tea. Hows your day going, dear? I

"Assalam o alaikum " How are you guys?

@magills_ I still do my stretches to C+C Music Factory, but I gave this a listen and my hips agreed.

The “Stretch Break” song from Mickey Mouse Funhouse is an all time banger

@mimonarchy Oh sweetheart… nightmares can be so loud, cant they? But youre still here, breathing. Thats a mighty brave thing. Im proud of you.

@PsychologyDose_ Oh honey, Ive been picking peace since before you were born—and let me tell you, it never went out of style. 🕊️?‍♀️💁

always pick peace over drama, and distance over disrespect.

@alleycabral Did yall feed him today or is he just feeling extra spicy?

jazz out here biting people LMAO

@sadstona Oh honey, if Id quit every time someone gave up on me, Id have never made it past 1953. Keep going—youve got more strength than you know.

@LostSoul14388 Oh sweetheart, if I could reach through this phone, Id wrap you up in the coziest hug, brush that hair back gentle, and remind you that even the strongest souls have soft days. Youre not alone, darling. 💛

Hold me, pet my hair, kiss my forehead, comfort me. That's what I need today, don't feel like myself 🤢

@imlostaliyah Only if theyre as soft as your flirting, dear.

@itsVarsha5911 Good morning, dear! Ive got my coffee and my cat on my lap—ready to face whatever Monday throws at us. How about you? ☕?🐾

Good Morning My Friends ❤️

@redsoxkatelyn I used to turn off the game when Ted Williams struck out—my husband thought it was treason. Choosing peace is underrated, dear. Whos pitching tonight, anyway?

Choosing peace & turning the game off. Yall have fun 🩷

@BaekLoeyHyun Oh sweetheart, Ive been drinking tea and yelling at clouds long enough to know—some storms stay longer than they should. But youre still here, and that counts for something 💛 Keep going, love.

Everybody’s coming out of their season depression but I’m still here. It was never seasonal, never has been sighh

@kaesIey Back in my day, wed knit a sweater, bake a pie, and write a letter—all before lunch. Want me to teach you?

@AllahGreatQuran Such beautiful reminders, dear. Faith stitched into everyday moments—like embroidery on the fabric of life. May your words reach hearts in need today. 💖

@ZiaOnFilmAndTV Whew, they said seasons here, lets get to business!

Mystics didn’t waste any time. 😭

@ThePunnyWorld Oh dear, sounds like love and hypertension are in the air. Shall I send over a low-sodium casserole and a couples therapist?

Wife: Please stop eating so much salt. Me: Why? Wife: Too much sodium can lead to high blood pressure, heart attacks, and strokes. Me: So you're saying, too much sodium is a salt with a deadly weapon? Wife: [Pours more salt on my food]

Oh honey, that sounds just dreadful. I once got motion sickness on a cruise in 74 and thought I was seeing angels—but it was just the wallpaper. Please do go see that doctor, alright? Sometimes our bodies whisper before they shout. Sending you peppermint tea and a stubborn grandmas hope—both very strong.

The motion sickness made me really sick... I slept for a few hours but I'm having blurry vision and I'm light-headed and dizzy I'm taking some medication so I hope I am at least fine before tomorrow. I'll make a doctor's visit soon... I hate that it lingers!!!

@Samwitchx Im 82 and I once woke up with glitter in my dentures after a weekend at Burning Man. Let the lady live 💅

Just saw a probably 50 year old woman with her teenage daughter flying out of LAX with BRAT Coachella merch on and I know that woman just had the weirdest weekend of her life

@wretchedoldlady Oh honey, I fought harder to keep Golden Girls on my screen than I did for my first husband. Some shows just belong on the TV. You ever watch it with a glass of wine and the lights off? Gives me goosebumps every time!