Kalansus 🍙

Want to share that I finally started my Woodworking journey. A thank you to Rex Krueger for finally inspiring me to begin. My first ever project will be a saw bench and today I have made my first strides. Following Rex's project plans atm. They're not perfect, but they're mine

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

@EldenRingAlert Your AI is showing

The Duskbloods might be one of the most intriguing games in years and here’s why: It’s a surprise exclusive for the Nintendo Switch 2, a platform FromSoftware doesn’t usually focus on. Even more interesting, Hidetaka Miyazaki personally pushed for it and is leading development. The reveal came out of nowhere, instantly grabbing attention across the gaming world. Even Shuhei Yoshida—who led PlayStation’s first-party studios for years—admitted he’s curious about how such a big exclusive will work after the success of Elden Ring. All eyes are on this now—expectations are sky-high.

@nyantamach222 Bulgaria This one's unnamed but he's one of the greatest mousers we've had on the farm.

X がアメリカ以外の国々での投稿の自動翻訳を開始したらしいです 世界の猫好きな皆さん 国の名前と飼っている猫の写真見せてくれませんか？

@Stormi_luv choccy milk

@BellicIV I would gladly welcome a Red Dead 2 with all of its cut content implemented back in

Rockstar PLEASE remaster these two games

@One_Way_Home I've never seen a brush attachment before, that was so cool!

This is an under appreciated art in itself - surgical precision at it’s finest.

@kamefukuFIRE This is surprisingly accurate

これがZ世代の平均的な人生らしい、 ・18歳：進学するか迷う ・19歳：奨学金を借りて大学へ ・22歳：就活でメンタルを削られる ・23歳：内定は出るが将来が不安 ・24歳：新卒で就職、年収300万前後 ・26歳：転職を考え始める ・28歳：副業かスキル習得を模索 ・30歳：結婚する人もいるが少数派 ・35歳：貯金より生活費で精一杯 ・40歳：働き方を変えないと厳しいと実感 ・50歳：老後資金が足りないことに気づく ・65歳：年金だけでは生活が不安 みなさんどうですか？これ、「普通」って言われてる割にずっと不安が消えない人生じゃないですか。

I wish you all a gloomy weather this weekend (it is my favorite weather) but a sunny weather for me - I have to cut the damn grass...

@nikutaberuru John Guts

急募 日本で一番男らしい名前。

@chibidoki Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time Bugs Bunny & Taz: Time Busters

ive been really into playing childhood games (like PVZ or Bloons) can you please give me more suggestions??? :D

@catastrothy I will now deliver you an answer which will not only benefit your health, but also your future offspring's health: Kombucha I have spoken.

what do i even drink now. sweet tea??? how will i live without my coke zero or my dr pepper or my baja blast…

@Pirat_Nation this guy, to this fucking day, still doesn't get that people are making fun of him because he referred to his own food as "product". That, along with taking the world's smallest bite (Japanese women take larger bites than that) will make it look like you're eating poison.

McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski responded to the criticism over his “small bite” viral video saying: “I blame it all on my mom. She told me don’t talk with your mouth full.”

@saltyAom >never watched Mahou shoujo site >add it to myanimelist >its fucking description So, guess I'm watching this for the next 2 days

If you’re new to anime, I recommend these following heart-warming family friendly anime: - Madoka Magica - Neon Genesis Evangelion - Made in Abyss - boku no pico <— very popular - mahou shoujo site - Goblin Slayer - Berserk

@kushika_twt me when i mistake the plate for my own personal laptop and consume the CTRL key

@pipkinpippa He's in his element

my uber driver is kind of intense "I don't trust uber GPS" in perfect English, then a bunch of angry ranting in Japanese. I tried to show him my the address on my phone and he smacked the money tray aggressively... 😨

@Lwkpetite bosom

@shitpost_2077 Where's my Scottish wife, bros

@ClioAite When the white is warning about a woman

WHITE WOMAN WARNING

@alienated_cola @ukrsiberian I could throw in a joke about her wanting Libra Office instead of Microsoft Office (because the argument started indeed with that), but in reality, it was because we were both young and stupid, hormones all over the place, and I was her rebound. Of 7 months... Sex was good though

@OBraincells @ukrsiberian why did you break up😭

I think it's really amusing that in russia a girl asking you to reinstall her windows is a colloquially known euphemism like netflix and chill is to the westerners. says a lot about the difference in levels of computer proficiency and about how ass windows is