Junkie for the midnight moves

Watching a “man” hate on a football club he’d never mentioned before in his entire life bc he’s suddenly got an aversion to Liverpudlians is really fucking sad. Especially when the sad prick is your ex. 🥱

The irony of seeing “women’s safety officer” on a woman’s profile who actively helped the resident sex pest to keep his job 🥰love that

It’s just water under the fridge. RIP Crazz 💔

@ffsjoanne There has to be but I’m absolutely okay with that

@OCharlieDarling I genuinely think there’s drugs in it

Blacklock’s white chocolate cheesecake needs to be studied, it’s so fucking good ffs

Bc wydm that I’ve had to listen to you snore like a fucking warthog for 2 hours and now sing some weird fucking lullaby to a baby you’ve also ignored since you got into this place 4 hours ago.

Being in the hospital the last few days has made me realise how many women need to fuck off their partners and just how many people in general have no idea how to behave.

What felt like days of stress I finally got fucking Luke Combs tickets, final day in the front 😍 let’s fucking goooo

Ticket touts can just straight up fall of a bridge. Tossers

@ffsjoanne One of my ex’s every time MU lose, still talks them up like they’re gonna suck him off for his support at the end

Ahh well no matter how bad it gets as a west ham fan I can at least be grateful that I don’t support man utd

I’m gonna start charging people for wasting my time and not reading my messages properly. £500 a time thank u

Imagine being that much of a douchebag you’d laugh at someone dying. Honestly mate? Fall off the planet

If you listen to your music out loud on the train, I hope you step on Lego every morning for the rest of your life

Very confused as to why the staff at comic con today asked my friend if I was disabled or not and not speak to me directly

Can’t wait for docs to be like nothing wrong with your hip, you’re just fat 😘 brings me such a buzz

I just overheard a person say “no means no these days, it’s a different time” no has always meant no you fucking bumbling idiot

@ffsjoanne I’m on 16.5k 🥴I feel you girl

i have 12,000 screenshots in my folder on my phone 😬

@ffsjoanne I mean tbf about 4 posts down was the post so we alll good 😂

@OCharlieDarling 🤣 they are still there!

if i ever want to post a pic of me with a pint in a low cut top again, please remind me not to x

Having to sell my C2C tickets this year bc poor has just confirmed how fucking wank this year has started 🤐