Open_Dungeons_RPG

Released 92 Traps to Die For. This book gives you ready-to-run traps with clear triggers, effects, countermeasures, and reset rules, plus visual support. $7, or free for supporters at $3/month patreon.com/opendungeons #DnD #ADnD #Pathfinder2e #ttrpgs

Rodney Dangerfield commencement speech to college grads, "Don't do it! Go back to your parents house! Its a jungle out here! ​You spent four years studying? You got a degree in Philosophy? Great! Now you can explain why you’re unemployed. You’re worried about student loans? My bank is so tough, they sent me a 'Get Well' card. It said, 'Get well soon, so you can pay us our money!' I went to a financial advisor and told him I wanted to retire on a beach. He gave me a bucket and a shovel and told me to start digging! But seriously. You kids look great. Now, go home and squat there for another 20 years! Blame them, you weren't were even old enough to rent a car, but old enough to sign off on life changing debt!" 😆

He just turned 24 and moved back in with his parents and thinks it’s a great thing they’re willing to let him

@Mishi_2210 52 suckahs!

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

@MatrixMysteries Look at what the economy was for Gen X, we had characters on TV getting high paying high-class jobs with no experience or education: Rachel Green Buyer/Executive at Ralph Lauren - economy was so great, as viewers we were, "Yeah, makes sense." Happened to me in tech.

“My paycheck goes straight to rent — and there’s nothing left.” Ten years of higher education. A “good” job. No splurges. No safety net. Still dead broke after rent. “I paid rent this morning. I have $47 left. This is what ‘doing everything right’ gets you.”

@JagvarGames Yeah, I don't agree with weak spell casters. In Open Dungeons Character Builder, they are spell casters.

Which game has the most balanced magic system, where it’s just as viable to play with or without using spells?

@Nerdcognito 😁A new player, "Why did you host at the game store by your house? I had to spend 30 minutes on the bus to get here." I stated, "I spent 12 hours preparing, money, creative energy and scheduling so you could play, so all you had to do was show up." Table nodded in agreement 🤣

Sound off! Reply or QT (or both!) your thoughts!

@charlubby You're safe. It only comes alive at night while you're sleeeping.

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

@MbarkCherguia The belt, switch, paddle, the hand. Village (neighborhood) raised the child - others could smack the shit out of anyones child as their own.

Why is that?

@oelma__ In case Trump and his bootlickers tries to ban guns, remove your Second Amendment constitutional right, stating, "take the guns first, go through due process second" in 2018

🤔

@WorldofWeirth @nypost I'm hardcore - been vaping ecigs too for 12 years 😆

@OD_RPG @nypost I had to quit smoking back in May for a surgery, and with the, ah, "support" of my wife I've managed to not have any cigarettes since then. I hate it every single day. That being said, I do have more money for collecting vintage board games!

Cigarettes are back! Hollywood is pushing a new generation to light up from coast to coast trib.al/PPuvpfs

@Shinshoryuken9 @financedystop Mow the lawn, weed wack. $120 max = $40/hr. Equal to a tradsman but they're just mowing a law, not replacing pipes, troubleshooting electric panel box, etc.

@OD_RPG @financedystop Insurance, marketing, phone lines, receptionist, customer CRM, vehicle maintenance, tools and materials, knowledge and expertise to do the job right the first time, medical insurance, workers comp, business insurance, vehicle insurance, rent, electricity, website, and much more

He explains something strange about blue-collar businesses: customers often get upset that you’re making money off the job

@Shinshoryuken9 @financedystop Lawn mower and weed wacker.

@OD_RPG @financedystop That’s about right 250 an hour and it probably costs him roughly 130-185 an hour to operate

@SoveyX Ahahaha that was entertaining. Fix some issue they have, as an employment assessment, just to ghosted 😆

So I found this on the Internet….

@BlackDumpling They've made industry connections, 50% of employment is who you know. It'll be a borning. *Ring ring* "Hi, Bob, industry just found out you're back in the game. Middle management loves a skilled employee who has no ambition to level up. See you Monday, 10 am bright and early."

Would this be cruel? This seems cruel..

@TomSoede @soulwhisper85 Yeah, should have considered the audience: 54% of Americans are unable read above the 5th grade reading level. My bad.

@OD_RPG @soulwhisper85 I wish i could understand what you you are saying. I kind of but then i am thinking through it and I dont. explain

???

@honeymoon250 Get to bed by 11pm, fullnight sleep by 5am, done. Next, sit in car for 20 minutes, cup of Good Morning America and cig. Head to work. Get off work by 2pm. Repeat. If I wakeup like 6am...7am (I have flex hours) oh damn, thats sleeping in hardcore 😆

Why

@CorpseKings @rpgcyrusrite Mean, a genuinely nice, gregarious, happy wizard finds a bag that makes him sinister.

What has this Sinister Wizard found in his Bag of Holding? 🤔

@kevinxu The key here is "applied" if you want to stay out of the crosshairs of Ai. Applied sciences, applied health, applied engineering, etc.

friend’s kid asked what they should major in college i almost cried what do you even say anymore

@1776Diva Did. I even let her go to the jewelry shop and pick out a ring. It was $175. When she's down with you, she's down - its not about events, money, prestige or social status - they're just down to be down with you.

💍 No big moment. No getting down on one knee. Just “you good?” energy, and she didn’t even miss a beat! Men, would you ever think of proposing this casually and women would you be okay with this? 🍽️