Owen Elger

@Unyshek My friends and I matched with you on the 23rd and managed to beat you once in like 4 games lol. Does that count for the ice unicorn skin? I've been trying to get that for ages! GT is odogg71 Thanks, and keep up the great work.

Sitting at the first ever Starbucks.

Just saw a guy purchase a speedway hotdog at 7:30 AM. How is that even appetizing this early?

Congrats to the UD football team today on their win. It was bittersweet to watch from the stands but I'm proud of them. #flyerpride

On my way to the flyers home opener against Georgetown. Let's go flyers!

*Jon Gruden finishes jerking it into an old sock, turns to Ray and the gang* "Well my nights done. See you in the fall"

With the 16th pick, the Dallas Cowboys select... Merica.

BEAR DOWN IN 2014!

Every @Browns fan right now.

Got news for ya. Ray Lewis, Mel Kiper and Chris Berman are gonna live forever because I don't wanna listen to their shit up here.

Pretty soon Johnny Manziel is gonna leave the Draft & go to the bar. #DraftDay2014

@JManziel2 You are garbage. The best part of my day is seeing you not get drafted.

The best part of my day so far is when the commissioner doesn't say "Manziel".

@p_sankey @The_BFD @BaronVonDkott @cjohara71 who eats dinner at 12:00?

@The_BFD Fairfield

@p_sankey @The_BFD @BaronVonDkott @cjohara71 goodbye Tulsa, here I come cincy

@p_sankey @The_BFD @BaronVonDkott @cjohara71 I believe you meant to say Billionaire, not Billiards.

@p_sankey @The_BFD @cjohara71 that was about the gayest shit I've ever done.. and you know what happened in Friday showers

Guess which seat I chose...