Parody | Aldo.

ᴀʟᴅᴏ. ＂ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵒʳⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵍⁱᶠᵗ, ᵒʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵍⁱᶠᵗ. ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵃ ᶜᵘʳˢᵉ. ᴵᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ, ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏ, ᵃ ᵐⁱˢᵗᵃᵏᵉ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵗᵉ.＂

my face doing all paperwork Chris told me to do.

well, if everyone is doing it...

Maybe I need to be manhandled. Maybe that will solve my problems.

@starmullerkid Aand that's when you go find the cash, gotcha. Aren't you worried you'll get caught? Would be an awkward explanation then. Doesn't change what I am, unfortunately. Say, do you know what those scientists wanted to do with you? Even a vague idea?

@OFGIFTEDCURSE Side activities..? You mean the weed? Yea he knows. Anytime I get caught I loose my money and weed for it, it suuuucks. I'm sure they wouldn't do anything if you're helping them..I hope?

This fucking headache again...

@starmullerkid Aw, that's so sweet. I'm glad you have a caring father. Is he aware of your side activities though? Well... that's... complicated. Not sure what they'd class me as. Won't be pretty regardless. Ohh, I know him!! He is very nice.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE He is? That's pretty funny, but don't worry because as far as I know he's quit those days, he'd rather take care of me and focus on that. A bit I suppose, you sure they'd kill you? I mean you ain't the attack on sight kind..are you? A very nice guy called Corvid!

@starmullerkid Mercenary, name's Muller... yeah, he's almost a celebrity in our files. Ironic, though, don't you think? A bioweapon hiding in a counter-bioterrorism organisation. They'd probably kill me, if they knew the truth. Second, huh? Who's the first then?

@OFGIFTEDCURSE You have? Maybe you've heard of my dad? Nice meeting you Aldo! ^^ Ohhh you're in the BSAA? Got a friend there, so I guess you're the second friend I officially made that's in the BSAA!

@starmullerkid Muller? I heard that name somewhere... Well, in any case - it's nice to meet you. I'm Aldo Richter. Now you have a friend at the BSAA.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE Eh don't worry about it, I forgot to ask too. Finn. Finn Muller! Thanks..I hope so too.

@starmullerkid What is your name? I don't think I ever asked, pardon my manners. I'd imagine so.. I'm sorry you have to go through it. I hope you can find a way to treat it, somehow.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE Ah I'm sorry to hear that..the place I was in collapsed shortly after and I was found by a mercinary and I got adopted, got an actual name since I didn't have it before. Wish mine was just headaches, not fond of being basically half blind because of the damage..

@starmullerkid Yes. I was. Well, still am, factually. Just hiding from them now, mostly. That's where my headaches come from.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE What..you- were you condsidered a subject..too...

@starmullerkid You're... from Umbrella, too...?

@OFGIFTEDCURSE Uhhh..they had this red and white logo everywhere..? Is that anything?

( Playing Shadows of Rose was a mistake. I'm sobbing.)

@starmullerkid What...? People in lab coats? Do you- you remember anything else about them?

@OFGIFTEDCURSE Well..gosh I just don't wanna sound stupid but when I was like maybe or barely a year or two old I was always surrounded by people in lab coats.. let's say they weren't friendly...

@starmullerkid Are you willing to share? I can be a good listener.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE I've got a hunch..though I'm not sure. Just hope it'll keep the damage in check before it get's worse.. Hey listen..those were desperate times..told you I didn't usually do this, but thanks! ^^

@starmullerkid Oh? Do you... do you know the reason for it? Thanks. You're actually nice, when not trying to pickpocket me.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE They strain a lot and hurt, so much to the point the damage to my left eye is..too severe for my liking.. If you say so, hope it ends soon!

@starmullerkid What's wrong with your eyes? Yes. I'll be fine. Had these since I was a child, so... used to it by now.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE Hey now, these are PRESCRIBED. I need them for my eyes. You sure because that sounds..well painfull?

@starmullerkid Somehow that doesn't surprise me. But it's fine... I don't want to get hooked on anything. I'll suffer through it... it'll go away eventually.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE You'd be suprised how many painkillers I have or well get

@starmullerkid Doubt you have something strong enough.

@OFGIFTEDCURSE Need any medication..?

@WEWHOFALL Yes, sir. Right away, sir. ... what if I need some help from a professional, though?

@OFGIFTEDCURSE ⠀how about you focus your eyes on the paperwork you have stacking up. we can talk about workout routines later. . .

ㅤ ⠀ ⠀⠀ seductive sunday ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ i’m too old for this.