𝕃𝕖𝕩𝕚 𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕𝕪

“ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ᴀꜰʀᴀɪᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ?” ʟᴇxɪ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏᴄ

@CondorOneLiner There is nothing wrong with Green Day. I think they’re a total slay. But playing “wake me up when September ends” during September is kinda cringe

@OFHERCURIOSITY Damn right I am, you are not allowed to go out with friends for two days. That's what you get for making fun of my music choices 😌

Hey. I ground you from judging me.

How has no one aged yet? With the amount of radiation, steroids, alcohol abuse, you’d think that these people would be covered in wrinkles and grey hairs, but nah.

@CondorOneLiner So you’re going to confiscate my keys or something?

@OFHERCURIOSITY I just did.

//I don’t understand using AI to roleplay. It takes the fun out of being creative and interacting with other people’s characters.

@bandagedson Bite me and you’ll get whatever viruses are stored in me.

Bitch be for fuckin real

Also Mrs. Williams my college algebra teacher and the stupid university making me take an algebra class.

Callout post: Taco Bell for serving me a cold ass beefy five layer burrito that had all the slayers spread out unevenly. :(((((((

@bandagedson We’re all gonna die one day. Plus our Great Aunt Marjorie is still alive and she’s like a hundred years old.

you know those things will kill you

I’m sorry. It’s bad for me but

@bandagedson He’s married to Mrs. Jack Daniels!

How old is my dad?? TOO OLD FOR YOU AND HES MARRIED. stay away from my father guys. HE'S MARRIED

@OFRACCOONCITY Best game ever.

Has anyone Ever played Skyrim?

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.

I saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say

@bandagedson Priorities

@OFHERCURIOSITY I consider him rich. He has a custom porsche

stop calling me a nepo baby i am not a baby I am 23