DJ TeeJay McStankyPantz

4 days into the new year. It is hot. I want my money back. This looks a lot like the years we’ve had before.

Dang, we made it to 2025, aye

@RoyceWilsonAU I spend less time here in the wastelands since the algorithm got extra screwy. Got forced to spend time in The Real World (tm) It is okay but 🤷‍♀️ meh. Needs more fun

I’ve commented before that I feel like I’m talking to myself here now, but I’m still not sure whether everyone Id interact with has left, muted me, or just isn’t seeing my posts. Might be a combination of things?

Why am I always the only interesting person awake no matter the time of day? I’m bored af listening to outkast & 50 cent all on my lonesome

I am going to try visiting this dumpster fire more often again. We always have such fun together. Wax on Wax off Waxing lyrical in 2025?

How are you doing people of… this wasteland formerly known as twitter? It feels like a billion years since we last chatted.

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Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods Where is my Hercules To help me fight the odds Isn't there a white knight Somewhere for me Late at night I tossed and turn And dream of what I need

@NotQuiteNaomi One man’s trash is another man’s treasure? 🤷‍♀️

@OGStinkyPants Lmao wtf

No inspections booked today so I thought I’d take myself for a drive to somewhere new, quiet and relaxing.

@mercenary_art Not what I was expecting and yet, I did go in search of cobbledick

@OGStinkyPants Well well…

She is missing her head but I thought best to leave her be. 🤦‍♀️ Seriously? Who just discards their headless sex doll on the side of a road where sheep wander?

I did a u-turn. Where is she? Where is she? Oh god, please don’t be a real she 😬 and then I spotted the leg again. I pulled over.

Met someone today & got chatting. She asked which area I was looking to move to. When I told her, she replied “oh no! There are <racial slur> gangs & <different racial slur> gangs dealing so many drugs!” Resisted the urge to reply “S’all good, love. I’ve got my own supply”