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@elliotation Honestly. I feel the church should come together as one and support Peter Obi. If we are really serious about freeing Nigerians as a whole from the shackles of Banditry and Terrorism. Not to even talk about corruption.. Imagine the joy on people's faces when they heard that name

@oneandonlytemi No more way for poor people

We dated for a year after I asked her out at Elegushi beach, and we planned our whole future together. We applied for the same master's degree in the UK, filling the forms with our fingers intertwined at a cybercafé with good WiFi. Same course, same university, same dream. But the embassy gave her a student visa and rejected mine. A visa officer who never even met me looked at my bank account and decided I was too poor and too Nigerian to return. They said I was a flight risk. She cried and offered to cancel her trip so we could try again next year, but I told her no. Asking her to wait was asking her to drown with me, and I could not let her lose her dream over my bad luck. Our last moment was at the airport food court. She was wearing a thick sweater for a cold she had never felt. We forced ourselves to eat a dry meat pie in silence. I kept giving her advice about buying a winter coat just to stop myself from begging her to stay. When her flight to London was called, she hugged me at the door and whispered that she loved me. I could not say it back because it felt like a promise we could no longer keep, so I just told her to walk inside and not look back. I went back to our empty table and watched her flight board. We did not cheat and we did not fight. A system that does not care about love just decided our story was over.

@Olag0ke My papa don beat me for school before in the presence of my classmates. Fuck I was stubborn growing up sha

Soft parenting my ass. As you dey waka, slap go dey follow you go the car. You just know the house will be hot for you for the foreseeable future

@_eniolamichael We don pass this stage already. It’s easier if you’ve always been the black sheep of the family

My father saw one of my tattoos and started complaining. As he dey complain I quickly show am the remaining 5 make, he lock up 🤣

@TaoFeek182 Drive go obantoko first or towards osiele

This same Ogun State? Tell that to the people of Ekiti or Osun states 😁🤝 Ogun is clearrrrrrrrrrrr 🔥

@KoKo_1244vvs @illxgally We need a picture of the dude to be sure why his rating is this low 😂

@illxgally She’s 2 at best. I wonder what the dude sees in her… smh

Lmfaoooo I took my time to read this, I’m glad I did

@cedathewiper_ Nice advert. Stupid network

Chai God bless my neighbor.... If you no get better neighbor like mine go get oooo... How will my good neighbor buy mifi con fix am for outside his flat because he wants everybody in the compound to have access to it since it's unlimited he purchased, I mean a compound with 6 flats ooooo, chaiiii. He don share password give everybody. As I dey type laidis na hin data I dey use oooo. I said e be like say this man no know me with my data usage, cause normally na 35k (165gb)data I dey use for 60days. As it is now, na only when I commot for house I dey use my data. E even reach sotey I go don forget say I don commot for house, go just see say messages no dey drop, I go con remember say I don commot for house. Part of the things that makes me love running home this days🤣🤣🤣🤣 just teasing. Abeg you get this kind wonderful neighbor? This one deserve my prayer because na only me know wetin e don do for me... My neighbor, God bless you and answer all your secret prayers. The network con sharp for my area❤❤❤ Airtel Nigeria Airtel Buzz Airtel Xstream Fiber

@240Nature @lokomike91 Her body, her choice

If you like no say NO TO BBL

@Taiwo_OY @SirLeoBDasilva You guys said you bought Chelsea’s best winger when you bought Noni 😂

@SirLeoBDasilva Players we need to sell asap: G. jesus (worn out, unlucky with injury ) Trossard ( age is telling) Gyokeres (Not PL level) Gyokeres (Can't do every other thing except shooting) White (Injury + age) Noni (Not a serious footballer) Calafiori (made of fibre. Always break down)

Two Hundred and sixty five thousand British pounds a week and Mansfield defenders made him look average. A team that comprises of part time dancers.

@yojewale @__Toluwanimii__ As at last year. Akobo light goes on for 3 days straight. If they take it maybe at most 30 mins. It’s back. Starting from December last year. Na serious shege. Thank God for solar

@__Toluwanimii__ Wait....for real? The same Akobo? 5 days straight without taking it off for a second?

Akobo, Good times.

@Kgothatsoxo “I neeed to know now. Know now. Will you love me again”

Been listening to FIFA 14/16 soundtracks lately and wow man they don’t make music like that anymore

@MindOfNaijaLife @dammiedammie35 This is what is driving me nuts. I’m still being charged band A tariff and I barely have 1 hr light daily

@dammiedammie35 Some people get less than 6 hours daily and still receive full electricity bills. That’s the real madness.

As it stands now, How many hours of electricity supply do you have daily in your area💡?

@BestMomentsCa @felix_jnf Delap fooled us

@felix_jnf Delap got fooled by Chelsea they singed him first gave him the number 9 Jesery, he thought he was the main striker only for the club to sign Pedro whose the actual main man

🚨🔵 Liam Delap is said to be frustrated with his current role as Chelsea’s backup striker and is expected to explore a move away from the club this summer.

@Kunlewaves24 @Letter_to_Jack Estevao?

@Letter_to_Jack I wish we have a winger on the right too..The way Garnacho is firing, I want that right wing firing too

See how we play now when there’s no Andre Santos to slow us down in a stuffed midfield without wingers to stretch the opposition. I hope Rosenol has learnt his lesson.

@Baroni_88 @mohplay_inc_ I need to get my hands on Tsushima

@OG_Dapsy @mohplay_inc_ Yeah, RDR2 is a great game but I feel like I'm enjoying Tsushima more, honestly. I beat RDR2 when it came out and put hours into RD Online but never really got back in to it.

As a man, having a PS5 is basically self care at this point. But whatever you do, stay far away from FC26 if you value your peace of mind.

@Chimaforkeeps @effxzzzyy Which stupid odu. I didn’t use it more than 2 days. It won’t even load Twitter

@effxzzzyy @ritchieways Try the ODU it’s better than this shi I get up to 50mbps

e better make I go deliver the whatsapp message in person

@Baroni_88 @mohplay_inc_ Have you played red dead redemption 2?

@mohplay_inc_ Right in the middle of Tsushima. What a fucking game. Might be my favorite as of late, even after having played God of War 2018, Last of Us and Uncharted 4 and Spider Man Remaster

@AweniOnibata If to say na Muslim she be. Otilo 😂

One of my big aunts died in 2008 but she wasn’t buried immediately because her kids weren’t in the country and they needed to wait for them so she was moved to the morgue. On the 2nd day of her being in the morgue, one of the attendants there noticed a drawer moving but he didn’t pay much attention(according to him, dead people play lots of pranks on them). He said the moving didn’t stop so he had to check was was really happening and on getting there, he noticed the corpse was moving, fingers twitching, eyelids opening so he called an ambulance and boom, my aunt woke up. She later died on the 4th of April,2024.

@gib_smoke E go still finish

you’ve 1gram, are you rolling one big tie or you’re doing two tiny’s ???

@xampap You will cry

Has anyone used the Airtel Smart connect wifi? How good is it before we buy am?🙏🏾

@Alex_Houseof308 The initial kratos wasn’t as buff as when he became a father

I don’t get the complaints, this is a solid Kratos