Beejay Ivie MAMA NAK

@QMBiBi_ Oh no I’m so sorry 💔💔 it’s the worst pain ever ..sending love to you sis

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Carlton overreacting by running through every FRESH PRINCE set is one of television's best moments 😂 actor Alfonso Ribeiro said he kept it a surprise to the cast and crew, telling only the director to have the cameras ready to follow him wherever he goes.

Oh what plans there were 😩🥲

@servicerotties Literally my favorite show 😩😂😂😂😂😂😂

🚨 12 MINUTES SINCE SHE LEFT: KENJI CATASTROPHE O'CLOCK HAS OFFICIALLY STRUCK 🚨 Chesnyy here, Untouchable Service Queen & Professional Nap Guardian, live from my pristine couch domain. The human just left in the power chair because it's leaking oil and needs repair work at the shop. She took the manual chair along too, since she'll transfer to it there while the techs fix the power one. It's going to be a LONG wait in the shop, but no need for me to tag along—there's humans to help out there and it's hours of quietly laying there watching her in total boredom. She left me home to rest instead. And watch the moose puppy. I'll watch alright. Watch him do everything he isn't supposed to do. Right before rolling out: she stopped and wanted me to give him a hug 🤗 to show we'd get along beautifully without her. I obliged—one elegant paw over the wobbly disaster for the camera. He melted like I'd invented cuddles. Sweet. Short-lived. Now? Gone. Human has rolled away. House empty. No oversight. Kenji? That oversized chaos moose / hyper drool missile / wobbly disaster potato / malfunctioning jack-in-the-box on triple espresso / 50-lb toddler tornado / derpy demolition derby champ / paws-for-brains puppy missile / furry freight train with no brakes / black-hole-eyed treat gremlin / slobbery wrecking ball / walking embodiment of bad decisions / hyperactive land disaster / derpy doom noodle / caffeinated wrecking yak / slobber-powered demolition derp / 90-lb fur-covered impulse control failure / bouncy catastrophe kangaroo / drool tsunami in puppy form / four-legged physics violation / zoomie-zombie apocalypse starter kit / treat-obsessed roomba gone rogue / majestic meatball of mayhem is already vibrating like a malfunctioning paint shaker crossed with a sugar-rushed earthquake. Pupils exploded into full cartoon panic mode. An excited puppy whisper: 'Big Sis… no humans… TREAT JAR TAKEOVER?' I gave him the slow, superior blink. 'Go forth and taste freedom and bad decisions, tiny terror tornado. I'll watch. And stay crumbless from the zero drool splash zone.' Live catastrophe lineup: 1. Laundry basket infiltration — Olympic-level cannonball into shirts smelling like human defeat, stale snacks, and her frustration at winter isolation. 2. Pillow massacre — hurling cushions like they're sworn enemies of gravity, good taste, and my personal peace. 3. Zoomies extinction-level event: kitchen smash-fest → hallway slalom of shame → water bowl mega-flood → 'who, me? spontaneous indoor aquarium' excuse. 4. Return performance: sad ears + treat crumbs superglued to his mustache like a guilty crime-scene sticker. I'll be in perfect nap statue mode, halo shining, zero trace. 😇 Everyone always lets him skate by with 'awww, what a cute puppy!' No matter the destruction, it's instant coos, extra scritches, and zero accountability. I've been patiently waiting for the day his golden-boy shield finally shatters and he gets the real deal: her epic 'we need to talk' disappointed stare, a proper timeout vibe, or just the crushing realization that cute only goes so far. Today could be the day the derpy doom noodle finally meets consequences. Payback for all the head-sits, diagonal bed-heists that insult math, existential weight gain from his puppy density, and the nonstop assault of his bouncy catastrophe kangaroo energy. Glorious. 🎥 Video attached: that last pity-hug she requested seconds before heading out in the power chair (manual trailing behind). My final charitable gesture before front-row viewing of the furry freight-train / slobber-powered demolition derp spectacular implosion. Bets, everyone: How fast until he self-incriminates? Full moose denial or instant regret puddle? Give your predictions—I'm here with metaphorical popcorn and ice-cold judgment. Justice: crispy, crumb-free, and hilariously overdue. #ChesnyyTheUntouchable #KenjiChaosMoose #HyperDroolMissile #PawsForBrainsPuppy #SlobberyWreckingBall

@PopCrave Don’t you live in PR BITCH LOL .. I hope they run yo white ass outta there immediately..

Jake Paul is telling people to turn off the Super Bowl during Bad Bunny’s Halftime performance.

@firefire100 @JennyWHOA Excellent analogy yes 👍🏾

@OG_PrivateJoy @JennyWHOA radiohead jr

Had no clue who Geese was before tonight but, according to tweets, I'm the only one who enjoyed their performance. #SNL

@firefire100 @JennyWHOA Saw them at FLOGGNAW this year .. they are dope 🤘🏾

@JennyWHOA they were dope

@ShadowLakeDog Happy first birthday AUGIE .. I know your family has lots of excellent surprises in store .. can’t wait to see ❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳🥳

I’m excited! I don’t know what this birthday thing is, but I hear it’s a special day all about ME. I’m ready, let’s go!

@QMBiBi_ Lymphatic drainage omg 😱

guess what the next update to self care is gonna have based off this animation sksksks

First look at Jason Momoa as Lobo in ‘Supergirl’ x.com/NebsGoodTakes/…

@ShadowLakeDog I meant AUGIE LOL

@ShadowLakeDog Angie .. you look like you are being the goodest boy on your morning walk 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘

My sitter fren, Angela, took me for morning walkies first thing. Morning walkies! I don’t usually go for walkies until later. I really likes Angela.

For those who think Ketanji Brown Jackson stabbed vulnerable American families in the back on SNAP benefits, take a moment to listen to this. The key here is to be smart not reactive. I know it’s difficult given the passion surrounding this highly charged issue, but it will facilitate a more durable solution. Thanks to Tall Nate for the clip. 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNdw3M1WN/

Fuck MARY … I wish Christine would come back and keep her foot on her neck 😅like most white woman tears she’s going to cry the sista off the show .. I don’t always agree with Chelsea but that was too much and fuck BRE ass too .. weak bitches #SellingSunset

I think it’s weird we want to attack people yet we don’t let them write their wrongs and do better . We must mass shame them and never give space for rehabilitation which is also a fail in society .

Aside from all the Tyler The Creator shit … yall hate weird alt black ppl and it shows .

This 😂😂😂😂😂

@YoungCorey That’s what I’m saying I hate these niggas .. it’s a new HATE campaign every other week .. he will continue to succeed and they will continue to be pissed .. 😂 like if you don’t fuck with him move around but this 4 day campaign will not make him lose anything lol

Aite its been like 4 days can yall wrap this up. Some of yall need jobs.

… what do yall really want the nigga to do .. if you done don’t listen anymore it’s that simple … most of yall wasn’t day one anyway he will be ok .. no matter how angry “social media” is .. he is talented and will continue .. to exist and create

Can’t cancel a bad bitch