Amb The Artist

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

You’re trapped in the last tv show you watched, where are you?

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

The wrong nigga flirting w you really enough to send you over the edge

fems like anything with dreads, you could be a mosquito as long as you grow them dreads out you good

shout outs to the ladies who trick back not you lying ass bitches

This dyke I been getting to know here and there asked me to sleep with her last night, so I go over there and we literally just went to sleep 😭

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

this why i don’t date niggas with kids lol i miss that lil boy 🙄😭

I really be taking pics w my bestfriend like we in a relationship lmao