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@ChucklingChrly Low I.Q

It's all fun and games until the bootleg jet ski you rented gets you stranded in the ocean. Dude should have realized by the help he was receiving from the dude helping him on the jet ski that he was in for a sus time.

La nouvelle France Nos cités ont du talent.

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How could we ever forget that look? How? We will never forget you, Iryna.

JUST IN: Bitcoin is now projected to reclaim $90,000 this year.

BREAKING: $80,000 Bitcoin

BREAKING: Bitcoin rises above $80,000 for the first time since January 31st.

BILLIONAIRE JACK DORSEY'S CASH APP OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED PROOF OF RESERVES THIS WEEK HE IS PROVING TO 60,000,000 USERS THEY HOLD 100% OF THEIR #BITCOIN THIS IS THE WAY 🔥

BREAKING: $80,039 Bitcoin 🚀

Rumors are circulating the OTC desks are completely out of Bitcoin and we’re hitting $80,000 by market open tomorrow. (i made the rumors up)

@kevinxu Blablabla

too rich to feel broke too poor to feel free net worth: $10,698,729.17

@MarcGuyon 17000Eur/An J'imagine la tête des parents

Didier Gaspard Owen Maximilien, 18 ans, étudiant français à l’ESSEC Singapore, a été filmé en train de lécher une paille puis de la remettre dans un distributeur iJooz. Il a publié la vidéo sur Instagram. Arrêté le 24 avril 2026, il est inculpé de « mischief » (malfaisance) et « public nuisance » (trouble à l’ordre public). Il a été libéré sous caution de 5 000 S$ et sera jugé le 22 mai. En cas de condamnation, il risque jusqu’à 2 ans de prison pour le premier chef et 3 mois pour le second. Très bien !
Deux ans de prison me paraîtrait excessif, mais trois mois maximum seraient une très bonne chose. Ça lui apprendrait la vie sans lui gâcher son avenir. Cela servirait aussi d’exemple à tous les bobos et fils de bobos qui se croient tout permis en Asie, alors qu’on y apprend justement le respect qui se perd en France.

Voilà.

@TiffanyFong When you look at how most people have their hand positioned at the steering wheel....

Les singes se font plumer de plus en plus et continuent de danser pour des bananes. Regardez ça jusqu’au bout, c’est dingue, mais au final, ça fait mal tellement c’est vrai.

A geologist faked the LARGEST gold discovery in HISTORY by filing flakes off his own wedding ring. The company hit $6 BILLION. There was no gold. > Michael de Guzman was a Filipino geologist hired to test a jungle site in Borneo that twelve mining companies had already written off as worthless. > After months of disappointing results, he suddenly told his bosses he knew exactly where to drill. > He said the location had come to him in a dream. > He had been filing gold off his own wedding ring and mixing the flakes into the crushed core samples before sending them to the lab. > As results kept coming back positive he started buying gold panned from local rivers, $61,000 of it over two and a half years, and adding it in precise quantities to avoid raising suspicion. > Bre-X went from a penny stock to a $6 BILLION company. > The Ontario Teachers Pension Plan invested. The Quebec public pension fund invested. Mutual funds across North America piled in. > Freeport-McMoRan, one of the largest mining companies on earth, was brought in to develop the site and sent their own geologists to verify the samples. > They found nothing. Insignificant amounts of gold across every test hole. > On March 19, 1997, de Guzman boarded a helicopter to meet Freeport executives. The pilot was an Indonesian air force pilot, not the regular one who flew the route. > Mid flight the rear door opened. He fell 600 feet into the jungle below. > The body was recovered four days later, decomposed and missing its hands and feet. > The stock crashed 80% in a single day. $6 BILLION wiped out within weeks. > Nobody was ever criminally convicted. > One of his five wives kept receiving money from someone long after his death. > Sightings of him alive in the Philippines were reported for years afterwards. The biggest gold fraud in history was carried out with a wedding ring. The man responsible either fell from a helicopter or is living somewhere on the proceeds. Nobody knows which.

L’ARNAQUE FRANCE TÉLÉVISIONS 🇫🇷 Le youtubeur Mehdi Matthieu démonte sans pitié le scandale de l’audiovisuel public dans son enquête : on paie 3,95 milliards d’euros par a via la TVA. 140 € par Français. France Télévisions rafle à elle seule 2,5 milliards d’argent public… et perd encore de l’argent : –256 millions en 2024, –290 millions en 2025 selon la Cour des comptes. Même avec ce jackpot gratuit, l’entreprise est en déficit chronique. Et où part l’argent ? Salaire moyen à Radio France : 72 000 €/an (top 9 % des Français). Directeurs : plus de 200 000 €. Delphine Ernotte, présidente de France Télévisions : 400 000 € par an depuis 11 ans. Travail effectif : un jour sur deux (191 à 197 jours/an). Congés : 14 semaines payées. Et en bonus : un château en Dordogne avec piscine à 1 million d’euros sur fonds publics, résidences à Cannes et Trouville. Si c’était une boîte privée, France Télévisions coulerait en quelques mois.

Omission de déclaration, fausse déclaration délibérée, fabrication de faux et usage de faux documents, escroquerie. En 2025, la Caisse nationale des allocations familiales a détecté 48 863 fraudes pour un montant total de 508,8 millions d’euros.

@Leooweb3 Farming boring

If you had a $5M networth. Would you spend $250k on a Porsche 911?