Hi O'laverly

@GMShivers Care for some coffee?

I got flashbanged by this and had to re-read it 10 times

@AmanogawaShiina As a former sandwich maker, I will say that is a well constructed sandwich.

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@vxunderground This is very good advice, mr. malware man.

I guess basically what I'm trying to say, if you have testicles, you should not bruise them (contusion). It hurts really, really bad. It will literally ruin your day.

Hello mystery mini-people living inside of my computer. I want to speak into the void. You probably don't care, but I would like to share something with you. Today I was hit in pee-pee so hard I thought I was going to die. I've been hit in the pee-pee area before, but this was like ... I was completely incapacitated. I fell to the ground and began screaming like a sissy. I couldn't breath or move for like, 5 minutes probably. I couldn't breath, my stomach hurt for some reason, my pee-pee area was cramping. I don't know, bro. I've never experienced pain like this. I got up and limped my soft squishy body to bed. I laid down in bed for over an hour and my pee-pee spot still hurt. It was pulsating, kind of swollen. I ended up going to the hospital and ended up getting told I've got Testicular Contusion with probable soft tissue damage to my string thingies. Will I die? No. Was it the most painful oof owie I've ever had in my pee-pee spot? Yes.

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@Gingerblast I am not cultured, and I spend far too long trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about until I read the quoted tweet.

the reason modern dating is trash is because women have forgotten the bend and snap technique

@Frosty2495 Thanks, man. That means a lot.

@OLaverly Hope she feels a lot better, man

Moms condition is rapidly improving, from what I'm being hearing. Unfortunately not in a position where she can be visited yet, but she'd conscious, kidney function improving, tests showed no blood clots.

ごまちゃん病院がんばりました😭 初めての病院でしたが威嚇することもなく大暴れして先生から綿棒うばってました🤭 身体に異常はなく寄生虫もいなくて健康そのもの、老化と季節的なものだろうとのことでした🌻 #ハムスター #ハムスターのいる生活 #ジャンガリアン

@kmcnam1 I'm not even good at regex, I have to look up a cheat sheet every time, but its in my toolset <.<

@kmcnam1 ... I feel old, because I feel like someone just walked up to me and said "no one cares about the internet anymore"

The bad guys have evolved.

Prayers for my mom, who's currently in the ER. She's currently going through acute renal failure, and likely also has blood clots. She is a few days out recovering from a knee replacement, so it may be downstream complications of that.

@theraigebaiter @ChoneraCirce This is actually why blackbeard died, the artefact sucked all the life out of him as part of the ritual. It's a pretty evil thing, like the majority of such things in these films.

@theraigebaiter @ChoneraCirce I take it you're rage baiting, hence the name, but in the movie proper the artefact doesn't actually do that. It just allows you to take part of someone else's lifespan.

Paperback and hardware arrived!

@ShamashAran why would anyone object to this

This is actually correct. Anyone who hates her for this take is wrong.

We got it done, though. Hopefully we get some quick improvement from there.

One thing I wasn't prepared for calling 911 me second time: Even if a patient is obviously in a deteriorated mental state, and has several observable issues that may impact judgement, "Fuck you. I'm not going. Everyone's lying. Get the fuck out of my house" is still binding.

@nickjayr04 @gaygarfieldporn @WolvGamin What are you doing of worth?

@gaygarfieldporn @WolvGamin What he did amounted to nothing in the end

>Finland still killed more Soviets than the amount of Finns lost. >The Soviets literally needed to commit a war crime to take him down (He survived the shot). >He outlived the Soviet Union.

@pongersJD @ChudCoomer @PamphletsY That's why they carpet bombed him and named him The White Death, yeah?