Steve O'Loughlin

Cool how @FOXFOOTY have got the work experience kid directing the biggest home and away fixture of the season. Diabolical today.

On the phone to open a credit card account with @Westpac for 62 mins and got cut off. Been on again this morning at 8.30am and spoke to someone in an offshore call centre and the issue wasn't resolved. Back on hold and have just ticked over 1 hour and 40 minutes on hold. Unreal.

Jackson Warne running the stop sign out to the middle after the @RenegadesBBL v @StarsBBL BBL game tonight reminded me of this. @BBL youtu.be/SW3rDi0Ko6M?si…

@FoxCricket warmly welcoming Grandpa Simpson into the box. He ambushed you @gilly381

Home at 1am after getting the 7.24am from Ballarat, @plalor. Can’t help but feel robbed by the deck and weird arsed batting.

Christ your mob are shit at cricket @TheBarmyArmy

@piersmorgan You’re my favourite delusional dickhead in the whole wide world.

‼️ BREAKING ‼️ * England take the lead. * Stokes & Jacks rock solid. * Partnership now 58. * Australia looking worried. * NO NATHAN LYON. * Repeat: NO NATHAN LYON. This ain’t over. #Ashes

@malcolmconn Yeah but Bazball is garbage.

Any more predictions, @piersmorgan ? Dickhead.

@TruthFairy131 Who is this skank and why is she on my feed?

WHAT IS AN AUSSIE? ♥️🇦🇺 An Aussie is an ethnic Anglo Saxon/ Celtic/ Norman or European Australian. If anyone can just self- identify as an ‘Aussie’ then the word literally means nothing anymore. Firstly, You DO NOT become Australian by simply living on our land or because our Government gives you a piece of paper that says you are a citizen. We have ethnic Aussies & then we have Australian Citizens. If we can’t define what an Aussie is then how can we protect our Ethnic, Cultural & National identity? Also, recent immigrants do NOT get to move here & then tell us who we are or demand we change to appease them. If we can’t articulate what an Aussie is then it’s going to be very difficult to defend & protect our identity. This is my opinion, what is yours? All opinions welcome.

Any chance you can show Atkinson from side on, @FoxCricket ? A bit of the old elbow extension there.

@dr_mindblaster @ESPNcricinfo Jesus.

@ESPNcricinfo Was Andrew Symonds not indigenous?

Seven years after Brendan Doggett was first picked in an Australia squad, the ultimate late-bloomer is set to become the country's 472nd Test cricketer 👏 If he makes his debut, he will become just the third Indigenous man after Jason Gillespie and Scott Boland to play Test cricket for Australia

@goodfoodgal @aaronsmith Christ.

@aaronsmith There’s no such thing as renewable energy.

Do the owners of EVs understand where the power comes from to charge their cars?

Howdy @masonsixtencox . Hope you’re well. Do you have any tips for my better half post eye surgery tomorrow? She has a detached retina and a slight tear. Came on this week and was prone to it due to shortsightedness. In tomorrow morning for the op. Go Pies!

@iiNet Cable internet dropping out tonight. Can’t watch Kayo. Cool.

@DannyAzhar89 @kanecornes Carlton feltcher lying in his shower in the foetal position sucking is thumb as we speak. Outstanding.

@kanecornes Can’t wait for these spuds to cop a fat L. Also, can anyone ask McRae why he was stood up for a second date?

They’ve kept the receipts. I would’ve waited until post siren to hit send, but respect it nonetheless #AFLFinals

@MarkGottlieb Spare me. It’s horrendous. Fan engagement my arse.

Anyone who whinges about music at the footy hasn’t experienced the pure joy of an entire Gabba singing Country Roads after a Charlie Cameron goal… long after the music has stopped. It’s the best. #AFL

@MervHughes332 Been off Twitter for a few months. Got back on to send a message. This garbage reminds me why I was out of the cesspit in the first place.

Gee … and if you could actually spell my name you might be a threat!! Nice language too by the way … they say the meatheads who can’t spell and try to bully people in this forum haven’t got much going for them … hard to disagree really!!

G’day @George_Tim_C . Hope you’re well. We’re an Aussie couple who are pinching themselves after our first night at beautiful Varenna. If you and Mrs C and the kids are at a loose end over the next few days, we like a drink as much as you do. 😉

Where am I, @russellcrowe ?