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Jujur bingung banget Negara mulai menunjukkan tanda-tanda perbaikan. Rupiah menguat, pasar merespons positif, koruptor mulai ditangkap, reshuffle disiapkan. Tapi masih ada yang ngotot demo 12 Juni. Jadi sebenarnya yang dicari solusi atau memang ingin bikin gaduh? Nah ini contoh twit buzzer ya ges, biasanya harganya 1 twit begini 3000-5000 rupiah. Kalau ditawarin begini, jangan mau ya. Masa bayarannya kalah sama pertamax 1 liter

indonesia bukan cuma diisi umat islam yang bayar pajak. ada kristen, katolik, hindu, buddha, konghucu, penghayat, dan warga lain yang ikut membiayai apbn lewat pajak, ppn, cukai, dan pungutan negara. jadi kalau kurban pakai apbn, masalahnya bukan semata “sah atau tidak sah secara syariat”. masalah besarnya: bolehkah uang publik lintas agama dipakai untuk membangun citra ibadah pribadi satu pejabat? negara harus adil. jangan jadikan anggaran rakyat sebagai panggung kesalehan personal

TIMELAPSE 100x: IHSG VS MR PRESIDENT'S SPEECH

buat yang bingung atau penasaran gimana sih sebenernya rasanya jadi WNI, liat aja cuplikan video lomba cerdas cermat kemaren juri adalah gambaran nyata kebanyakan pejabat kita, MC sebagai buzzer pemerintah, siswa SMAN 1 Sambas sebagai rakyat yang nggiatheli memanfaatkan kesusahan sesama rakyat demi keuntungan pribadi, siswa SMAN 1 Sanggau sebagai WNI yang cari aman dan adek² peserta lomba terutama dari SMAN 1 Pontianak adalah rakyat dengan status WNI yang terdzolimi Disitu terlihat jelas kalo pejabat kita yang salah namun secara terang²an nyalahin org lain karena mereka ngerasa dirinya berkuasa, dan mereka semakin besar kepala karena bisa berkelit didukung oleh para buzzer yang mau gimanapun salahnya si pejabat ini mereka tetep dukung karena udah dibayar sama si pejabat terus rakyatnya gimana? Yaa cuman bisa nerima dengan terpaksa karena ketika mereka protes pun malah di gaslighting & diserang sama buzzer peliharaan pemerintah ini sementara sesama rakyat lain pun sebagian ada yg diam takut dijadiin sasaran, namun juga ada yang bukannya bantu sesama rakyat malah manfaatin moment demi keuntungan pribadi, hahahaha miris...

Pohon ditebang, akar juga harus dihabisin. Kalau akar membusuk ya amblas trotoar di atasnya. Kerjakan perbaikan memang harus tuntas gak separuh-separuh, lebih mahal lagi nanti bongkar dan perbaiki kalau amblas....

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Marjorie. The vapes ARE the economic plan. You're not doing the math. I am doing the math. I have been doing the math since March and the math is irrefutable. I switched to fruit-flavored vapes eleven weeks ago and have not eaten lunch since. You do not need lunch if you are hitting Mango Tango at 11:45 AM. You do not need breakfast if your morning is three pulls of Blueberry Frost at the kitchen counter while your wife watches you with what I can only describe as the expression of a woman constructing a legal argument in real time. Appetite suppression IS the inflation fix. My grocery bill is down 40%. That is the DOGE check. It is distributed as vapor. You inhale it. The savings are real. I have a spreadsheet. The spreadsheet has nine columns now. Column A is meals I would have eaten. Column B is vape pods consumed instead. Column C is net savings. Column D is projected annual savings if I also replace dinner which I have now done four nights a week. Column E is the caloric deficit. Column F is projected weight loss. Column G is projected healthcare savings from the weight loss. Column H is the nicotine cost. Column I is labeled "Darren" and tracks my relationship with the gas station attendant who is now the only person I speak to daily since my wife took the kids to her sister's in April. That was not in the budget but their absence saves $340 a month in groceries which goes in Column C. I have not revised the timeline for their return. The spreadsheet does not have a column for that. The tariff math works too. Chinese vape juice gets hit with a 25% tariff. I am paying that tariff. I am therefore funding the federal government through flavored nicotine purchases. I calculated my annual tax contribution at $168 in import duties. I sent this number to my congressman with a letter asking to be exempted from federal income tax on the grounds that I am already paying through vapor. He did not respond. His office called me. I told them about Column C. They asked me not to call again. I have called four more times. I believe they are considering it. My doctor said my lung capacity has dropped 18% in eleven weeks. I told him my savings rate has increased 40% in the same period. He said those are not comparable metrics. I said they are both percentages and one of them is going the right direction. He said the lung one is going the wrong direction. I said that depends on what you're optimizing for. He asked what I'm optimizing for. I showed him the spreadsheet on my phone. He read it for a long time. He asked who Darren is. I said Darren is my primary economic partner. He wrote something down. I was not allowed to read what he wrote down. I have lost 31 pounds. My wife says I look "gray." I told her gray is the color of a man who is saving $1,400 a month. She said I look like I'm dying. I said I am dying with a 40% savings rate and that is more than most Americans can claim. She cried. That's fine. Crying burns calories which reduces food requirements which feeds back into Column C. Darren has started setting aside the Mango Tango pods for me before I arrive. He puts them behind the counter in a plastic bag with my name on it. I told Darren this is the most reliable public service I have received from any institution in 2025. Darren said "you should probably eat something man." I told Darren he sounds like my wife. Darren said "is she the one who keeps calling here asking if you're okay." I did not know she was calling Darren. That means she still cares. I'm going to put that in a new column. The DOGE check is Mango Tango. The inflation fix is not eating. The tariff replacement is inhaling Chinese imports through a USB stick. The gas price doesn't matter because I only drive to Darren's now and it's four minutes each way. This is the plan. It is working. I am under budget. My lungs are smaller but my savings are larger. Stop complaining and buy a pod.

Banyak idiot menyalahkan tukang sayur 'mendadak' dan 'sembarangan' padahal: 1. Itu zebra crossing, tidak sembarangan. 2. Gerobak tidak menyeberang mendadak, dia lihat traffic kosong. 3. Zebra cross prioritas utama, semua kendaraan harus siap berhenti saat mendekati zebra cross.

Marketmakers and exchanges are just gonna keep doing this over and over. Retail aren't trading anymore, so now they are just trying to exit scam.

Sebagian rakyat Indonesia memang harus dibeginikan. Bego dan merepotkan orang lain

"Indonesia Terang, Bukan Gelap" Yang bikin heran ini bukan video lama, ternyata ini video baru, aku dapet dari @Metro_TV barusan, ketika beliau berpidato di acara Groundbreaking 13 Proyek Hilirisasi Nasional di Cilacap (29/4) atau hari ini. Prabowo udah berkali-kali bilang "Indonesia terang, bukan gelap." Pertanyaan yang lebih menarik, kenapa beliau keliatannya dendam banget sama kata "Indonesia Gelap" Jawabannya ada di psikologi politik dan lebih dalam dari yang kamu kira, Mari kita bedah sesuai bidang keilmuan saya, 🧵 Thread bedah psikologi politik #1 👇 #ZalkadAnalisis

"YOLO Presidency" I see what Trump did and doand probably will do... then I look at my country's president and see the similarities.

@mugglew1nss @BosPurwa @BudiBukanIntel sampe khatam

Kendini güvende hissedince hünerlerini sergileyen bir tavus kuşu balığı.

Palang itu ranah... Pemilik jalan. Kalau jalan kota, maka di pemkot. Jalan propinsi, tanggung hawab gubernur. Sesuai UU nya memang seperti itu.

“The poor die defending the rules that keep them poor because they mistake obedience for belonging.” ~ George Orwell #WakeUpEverybody✊🏿

Tom Nichols: The president of the United States does not know what he's doing. He's an unstable person and the people below him are incredibly incompetent. His negotiating team is his son-in-law and a real estate developer. The Secretary of State is somewhere. The Director of National Intelligence is virtually invisible.

JAMES GUNN on Kung Fu Hustle (2004) and The Villainess (2017) and how the latter influenced his way of shooting action

You planted this bamboo yourself. With enthusiasm. For a screen. Within two years you regretted it — and within five you understood you could not go back. Running bamboo (Phyllostachys and related genera) is one of the most frequently self-inflicted garden disasters in Britain. The gardener plants it voluntarily, pays for it, and then pays considerably more to try to remove it. What the garden centre tells you: fast-growing, evergreen, architectural, forms a screen in two seasons. All true. What the garden centre does not tell you The rhizomes of running bamboo (Phyllostachys, Pseudosasa, Sasa, Pleioblastus) spread laterally through the soil at one to two metres per year. They do not grow downward like normal roots — they run horizontally at 15-30cm depth, in every direction, under the lawn, under the border, under the patio, under the neighbour's fence. Every rhizome node produces a new culm that emerges without warning — in the middle of the lawn, between paving stones, through a neighbour's garden. In three to five years, a bamboo planted as a three-metre screen has rhizomes occupying 50-80 square metres — the entire garden. In ten years they reach neighbouring gardens, irrigation pipes, house foundations, and drainage systems. Cutting the canes does nothing Bamboo cut to the ground regrows with more vigour than the year before. Every cut stimulates the rhizomes to produce emergency culms. Cutting weekly for an entire season does not weaken the root system — it causes it to expand faster in search of undisturbed ground. Digging it out is a serious undertaking Phyllostachys rhizomes are as hard as beech wood, interlaced in an underground network extending in every direction. Hand digging requires days of work per square metre. Mechanical excavation must reach 50-60cm depth across the entire colonised area — and every rhizome fragment left in the soil starts again. A single forgotten node restarts the problem from zero. The root barrier The only reliable way to contain running bamboo is a root barrier — a sheet of HDPE (high-density polyethylene) at least 1.5mm thick, installed at minimum 60cm depth, surrounding the entire planting area before the bamboo goes in. The barrier must be continuous with no joins or weak points. It costs more than the bamboo itself. If it was not installed at planting time — which covers the vast majority of cases — it cannot be retrofitted without excavating everything. The distinction nobody explains at the garden centre Running bamboo (Phyllostachys, Pseudosasa, Sasa): rhizomes that travel metres from the original plant. INVASIVE. Never plant without a root barrier. Clump-forming bamboo (Fargesia, Borinda): rhizomes that grow as a compact clump without running. NOT INVASIVE. Fargesia is the correct choice for a British garden screen — it forms a dense hedge, stays where it is planted, and will not colonise neighbouring gardens. Eradication protocol For running bamboo already established, the method with the highest documented success rate is: Year 1: cut all canes to ground level in June — when the plant has spent its stored energy on new growth and rhizome reserves are at their lowest. Cover the entire colonised area with thick black weed-suppressing membrane, edges weighted or buried. Leave covered for the full season. Year 2: remove covering in spring. Cut every shoot that emerges immediately. Re-cover. Repeat through the season. Years 3-4: monitor weekly. Cut every shoot within 24 hours of emergence — a bamboo shoot left for a week is already a metre tall and has re-stocked the rhizomes. Consistency is everything. Alternative: systemic herbicide (glyphosate) injected into hollow cut stems immediately after cutting in late summer. The same protocol used for Japanese knotweed — to which this problem is closely comparable in persistence and difficulty. The most architectural screen in the street is also the most expensive to remove. Consider it before planting, not after.