C H R I S R I V E R S

I remember $20 used to be considered good gas money ..

CB Aamaury Fountain committing to Jon Sumrall. Huge get! Helluva run they are on.

If you had to pick 1 school to cheer for in Oregon who would you pick?

He shows how operant conditioning works in dog training, rewarding desired behavior and repeating it until the dog learns the command.

the Pacific Northwest just does it better

Most PDX story ever , got pushed off the road coming up a on-ramp and busted my tire on a curb. Homeless man saw it happen right there and legit walked to my car as I was parking, he said he just wants to change my tire for a water bottle. I gave him 30 and a joint. All I had):

My dad got tickets to The Masters one year and took a friend of his. Apparently they were walking around the grounds, marveling at Augusta's beauty and what have you. Normal stuff for a really cool experience. At some point, they got hungry, so of course went to get some food. Everything was inexpensive, great. Part of the charm. My dad told his friend he had to get the pimento cheese, because that's *the* thing to do at the Master's (no clue if that's true or not - my dad's words). His friend just said okay, got a pimento cheese, wolfed it down, and that was the end of it. That night, back at their hotel, the friend got ill. Like, deathly ill, getting sick, fever, hives, the whole thing. They went to a hospital and the friend recovered enough for them to drive home. To this point, my dad still had no clue what in the world had happened. By the time my dad drops his friend off at his house back in Arkansas, he said to my dad: "those pimentos will get you!" This man was allergic to pimentos. Ate the pimento cheese sandwich anyway. When my dad asked why in the world he ate the sandwich anyway, the friend responded with: "I wanted the full Master's experience!" I think of this story every time I see a Master's menu.

Nike did this to themselves. They allowed resellers (themselves) to push away sneaker heads by making only 12 pairs of each shoe. People stop even trying to buy the shoes due to lack of inventory and now no one can afford resales. LET EM DIE!

daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.