Ollie Mcbitchy

omg some of yall r treating people who wanted another kiss like we wanted to see them fuck nasty crazy style . its a KISS 😭

@makingdemands Always a pleasure to see the creative process

me after solving the wordle for fic research: alright that’s enough writing for one day

if you ever wonder my creative process the other day i was trying to write a blowjob but i didn’t want it to just be about a blowjob that’s boring so i was like “what if dan is doing like the wordle and phil comes in and starts tugging his pants down” then i had to go and

@ciciawo I think ive got a good theory actually

you’ll never guess what he’s looking at

Fuck Chris Brown Fuck Tory Lanez Fuck D4vd Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Offset Fuck Kenneth Petty AND MORE IMPORTANTLY....

@GoodOmensPrime Im gonna flay you actually

A most dashing rescue. 😇

ha sofferto più gesù cristo o michael sheen registrando questa cosa?

Me when i see the person i care about more than anything in the world homeless in the streets and instead of checking up on him i ask him to help me out in my corporate job and expect him to help me without hesitation

#go3spoilers I’m SO tired of the self sacrificial lamb trope for queer people. Why should they choose annihilation instead of each other? Why is that better? They never got the chance to be happy together without fear; that’s a tragedy. The thing Crowley hated from Shakespeare.

just gotta say that i am so sick of the “this is the only way they could’ve been happy” “this is how it was always going to end” yall act like a writer doesn’t have full control of the characters and story they’re writing

it’s really beautiful that phil’s tl looks just like ours i wonder how many variations of the 2009 phan spooning in his family home artwork he has seen today. i wonder how quickly he could name 12 oomfs

call me a clit the way men be rubbing me the wrong way these days omg

house (deliriously horny) : you look so stupid today wilson

ur telling me michael sheen didn’t wanna kiss david tennant okay yeah for sure mhm

@heartsfordnp Stop cutting your fucking hair omg

hello gay people in my phone, my character needs to be more customised. I have no money, scissors and a brow razor. What do i do

@StarshineEden I would love to be our Eric

I love that the Good Omens fandom is basically having their own Great War over this finale.. I volunteer to lead Hell (aka everyone who hates this fuck ass ending)

#go3spoilers Watching the ending as someone who deeply relates to Crowley in so many ways genuinely hurts. Hearing your whole life that you're sinful and that you'll never be properly happy as you are, and then seeing exactly that happen to Crowley is the most horrible thing

You know Michael sheen begged and pleaded like his life depended on it to be on traitors just so he had an excuse not to be on social media when this shit storm dropped

imagina ser queerbaitado pela série mais queer da história

ver as pessoas gostando desse final no instagram tá me revirando o estômago tipo essa final foi tudo que eu mais temi nos últimos três anos e ninguém vai me convencer de que ela fez sentido ou que foi satisfatória eu NÃO LIGO para Asa e Antony, eu queria Aziraphale e Crowley.