@Owoyibo @DunnsOftheBuj What will they now do when they hear about when it was N30 per crate?.
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Picky Blindass
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@DunnsOftheBuj Future generations will hear “egg was 30 naira” and assume we’re lying for attention.
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It is not. But go ahead with your quest.
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🧸@_y3maya
i know pidgin is like nigeria’s official language but i genuinely detest seeing little kids speaking it
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Dude will leave the next administration with so much debt that they will wish that they had not won the elections.
Sahara Reporters@SaharaReporters
Nigeria Seeks Fresh $1.2billion World Bank Loan, Second Largest Under Tinubu Govt | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3R2LxXu
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@mustyfx28 Another example is the Governor of Edo State.
Monday doesn't deserve insult, doesn't even understand it.
He's innocently stupid. It's that kind of stupid that's by design.
You can't upgrade the O.S, you can't change the RAM.
Born stupid, adulting stupid.
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I don't believe Baddy intentionally wanted to throw Wizarab under the bus.
He's just genuinely a stupid person - and I don't mean this as an insult.
The people that interpreted the tweet as a shade, are not wrong.
Wizarab's reaction is minimal. He's a better man than I am.
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@GistWithWura They too settle these useless boys. It is why they shoot in some obscure dead end of Lagos or outside Lagos entirely.
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This is why film makers wan kill us with AirBnb
Reason I still have Respect 🫡 to Yoruba movies Film makers.
T. Rânkïn' PisTola!@AfroVII
I love HOW she's talking to them though. Fucking beggars. They don't deserve respect. They are a bunch of loutish layabouts waiting to extort hardworking people. @jidesanwoolu @followlasg until this stupid culture gets to the point of no return. Keep ignoring it, o?
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@AfroVII Unfortunately, they are illegal in Nigeria and we know how the police react when you defend yourself against their fellow extortionists.
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They need to buy stun guns. I fucking hate these guys so much. As if Nigeria isn't hard enough.
I just dey vex all over again😡🤦🏾♂️
T. Rânkïn' PisTola!@AfroVII
I love HOW she's talking to them though. Fucking beggars. They don't deserve respect. They are a bunch of loutish layabouts waiting to extort hardworking people. @jidesanwoolu @followlasg until this stupid culture gets to the point of no return. Keep ignoring it, o?
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I wish I could like this more than once.
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Superstar Osas ✨@OsasOkonyon
The government will do nothing about this pandemic. Because those are their machines. It’s the monster they created and they will continue to feed it for their selfish gain. This is what hell looks like. We are being ruled by scum of the earth. Vermin.
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@Kamals97 Yet most of Northern Nigeria where it is practiced is a basket case.
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Shariah law, if applied fully, will solve most problems in this country.
ᴊᴀʀᴏ 🇺🇸@Jaro4x
Every state that uses sharia law should be separated from Nigeria. We cannot coexist with such barbaric animals.
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@tobyrozay @Seyi__ Lagos has been the commercial nerve centre of Nigeria long before your tinubu weaseled his way into govt. And he did not build shit. He hijacked it.
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If Tinubu wins a second term, APC will rule Nigeria for another 50 years, at least.
Within those 4 years, he will reshape Nigeria, turn every element of it, every institution of the state into a part of his fiefdom. You have seen how it is hard to wrestle Lagos from his grip.
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@templar2saint @sugabelly That man is too greedy and self centred to allow for true federalism.
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@sugabelly Hmmm! 🤔🤔! I lean on Tinubu weakening the center (Abuja) moving towards true federalism in his 2nd term. The emergence of state police units will allow some protection for the south. This is the best case scenario. A more likely path is chaos flowing south unimpeded!
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This is exactly how the Khmer Rouge rolled into the capital of Cambodia one day and people were surprised before they started massacring them.
Nigerians continue playing.
Paweł Wójcik 🦋@SaladinAlDronni
Mali capital in recent hours
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@RitaOnwurah The fact that some people came up with the idea, another set agreed with them and their superiors green lit it should tell everyone that the party is filled to the brim with stupid people, from the top to the bottom.
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The herdsmen were unhappy the farmers were released, insisting they must spend 48 hours in detention before any bail application. Therefore, the police detained them afresh.
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@YarKafanchan @tokunbo_wahab They will soon start robbing motorists if they haven't started already.
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Called this some months ago. This is where we are. @tokunbo_wahab enforcement is needed. Arrest anything found doing car spotting.
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
Moment some Agbero in Lagos threw stones at Musical Artist Mavo’s car after he allegedly refused to give them money🤯😳
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Said it few days ago that it will get to a point they won’t beg you people again. Na just straight chopping.
This one na still intro 😂
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
Moment some Agbero in Lagos threw stones at Musical Artist Mavo’s car after he allegedly refused to give them money🤯😳
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@Onyia_ImageLB @imohumoren The world will not care. The govt will not care. Innocent people would be murdered because the govt has refused to act.
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Low-key, I want them to do it.
Not that I'm inhumane, I want to know what would happen.
-Would the world kick out the government and act?
-Would the world shove the government and act?.
-Would the world give a dam?
-would the government act?
-Would the military stage a coup?
-Would anything ever happen?
Chibok girls happened, planned by political leaders and nothing happened. One is even a vice presido.
Yes, it's a miscalculation; would anything happen, I don't think so.
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If they do this that would be a big miscalculation for them because even their social media supporters will have a hard time selling that to even themselves
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
BIG NEWS🚨: Boko Haram is threatening to mass execute 400 women and children they kidnapped in Ngoshe, Borno State, unless the Government pays $2.7M (₦3.7bn) within 72hrs. They dared the Nigerian Army to come after them.
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@AfroVII They won't do shit.
Do not be surprised when they will call them "brothers".
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This is a brewing crisis. The state government needs to address it before it spills over.
ThatOjoBoy@ThatOjoBoy
Mavo don arrest the Lagos “egbon adugbo” agbero wey stone him car while he dey drive 😳 Omo, entitlement don too much fr. Wait till the end
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“I’m 48 years old , I don’t have a kid ,I was going for sperm test , then I heard she was taking contraceptives”
- Roby Ekpo speaks about his marriage With his Ex-Wife, Mayowa , who just got married
Vampz@Hybrid_Ola
This gist is crazy!! Robert and Mayowa used to be a power couple on Instagram. They made couple content and really had good vibes. Yesterday, Mayowa shocked everyone after posting her wedding pictures with another man. This left people surprised, and they started asking questions. Robert then made a post saying he was also shocked by Mayowa’s post. He wrote, “Happy married life, Mayowa. May this third marriage be beautiful, and may it last”
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