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@OP1p3
That/Shrek Spiderus cunt here I study finance because I'm broke and stupid af. Send me hate plz I thrive off that https://t.co/iblVyKjzKo y'all XOXO. Asseater and thot leader
Katılım Nisan 2020
320 Takip Edilen29 Takipçiler
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First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends
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Now that i think about it, straight women want to have lesbian sex with their husbands, and straight men want to have gay sex with their wives
Nicotine Dreamer@cold_and_quiet
How my wife looks at me when I ask for sex after an hour of tongue kissing and over-the-pants-stroking
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chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u
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I know the feeling. Minus the broke, bad penis, and terrible looks part.
evan..@dogparkranger
i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money
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Always crazy seeing this out in the wild
Jimbus@ougimujinken
Sony State of Play after everything else this week
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@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl
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@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.
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Fuck thats me. I be online all the time on the clock.
vax merstappen@honeygoldlight
no one shows more chronically online behaviour than your friend who despises their job but has no choice but to stay there because the job market is so shitty
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Lmao he did the spider man depressed walk.
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kira 👾@kirawontmiss
A man who walked a woman home after dinner goes viral after being turned away at the door. A group of men immediately made fun of him. This might be the worst generation of men ever😭
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@BobbiBobsen @cinnabrit Destiny 2 will no longer be receiving any updates 😢
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@cinnabrit I can’t describe how much I hate vague posting on Twitter…either say what’s up or not
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