The Office for Preservation of Normalcy

He sees you when you’re sleeping - but does anyone else? Schedule regular checks for surveillance devices!

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! Be wary of turkey homonculi and stuffing elementals while you enjoy the holiday!

Dealing with the Gentry? Remember Nomenclature Opsec. If they ask you for your name, "Just say N.O."

Viral Tiktok trend, or dancing plague? If you believe you’ve been exposed, submit yourself for a F.R.A.N.C.E. today!

Having trouble remembering when you transform? Download the PhaseTracker app on the iPhone or Google Play store, and never let another full moon take you by surprise!

Don’t give Jones an inch - he’ll take a nautical mile! Observe all nautical rituals and safety precautions.

Working at the Office:

Good morning! Norm won't tell me why my computer monitor is full of seawater and dead fish, so I'm gonna be posting memes today instead of what I had set up!

Unlicensed necromancy is a federal crime! Make sure your license is up to date with the Necromantic Licensing Authority.

Undead and uncertain what your future holds? Check out one of our lifepath seminars for the recently un-deceased. Just because your life ended doesn’t mean it has to be over!

Practice safe summoning! Only use demonic informants approved by the Board of Infernal Affairs. Remember: Better safe than soulless!