Jesse

@YESAXELKAB00M Hey man donut is still donating

@ORDEROF_THEPIG it's already gone, that's one less donation 👽

didn't know it was chill like that

@BLAZING0CEL0T @g0ld_w4rr10r Youuuuuu both youuuu youuuuuuuuuuuu

@g0ld_w4rr10r Do you hear something?

Jesse just told me Christmas was on June 25th. It's so over.

@g0ld_w4rr10r I am not that old

@ORDEROF_THEPIG Unc

I adjusted how I was sitting and my hip cracked, is it actually over

i got two phones , one for the bitches , and one for the dough 😂🤑✌

@BLAZING0CEL0T I DON'T LIKE YOU

@BLAZING0CEL0T BEING MY FRIEND WON'T SAVE ME FROM WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU

@BLAZING0CEL0T LUKAS I SWEAR TO GOD

@BLAZING0CEL0T I DID NOT SAY THAT

@BLAZING0CEL0T SHUT UP

@BLAZING0CEL0T It's okay, we all have those days dude! You're allowed to have a day off if you need it

Fhsfhshdhfgghh I feel really unproductive, it's a little hard to get out and do something when your body feels all heavy and your big cat is sleeping on top of you.

@ORDEROF_THEPIG What the fuck is that

Lowkey want a parrot

@imapigbtw :-(

@onthoseplanes I am never capable of predicting the next thing you're going to say to me

@ORDEROF_THEPIG ok no i was hallucinating

haha oh wow i hope theres nothing in my basement

One of the windows of my office broke because someone threw a rock and said rock almost hit me in the head. Anyways how is your day going guys

@onthoseplanes Are you tweeting someone breaking into your home live

@ORDEROF_THEPIG i think there is something in my home jesse

Bumping hyperpop really loudly in my ears so I don't pass out doing paperwork #WorkSmarterNotHarder