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@kingpminch Alakazam

I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!

@AllenKessler @YouTube @shaundeeb Whoever took the video, was it their first time holding a camera? That’s the worst video ever.

Any good video editors out there who can edit/add graphics and make this video spectacular? I want to post it on @YouTube I apologize for @shaundeeb video taking skills and my huge belly. I can send the original file if someone can edit it.

@gghightide High tide lfg

Deleting in 24 hrs, whoever Iikes and says “High Tide”, might just get a surprise DM 👀

@PokemonDealsTCG How much are they?

Copy / Paste link into browser for Costco queue if needed: bit.ly/3Nrgjb1 6-Pack of PokeBall Tins

@IGGYAZALEA @N3onOnYT @gamdom Literally no one asked for that. He’s a piece of shit.

Ayyyyyy, I’m going live with @N3onOnYT 💅 Come talk to us in the chat, vibe, and keep us company while we gamble on @gamdom tonight 🎰✨

@CattardSlim God you guys are all idiots.

Where are we sitting Maga? Mark my words. By January 20th, 2026 EVERYONE'S energy bills will be cut in 1/2. Electricity, oil, gas, natural gas, everything.

@IndieGameJoe The TCG sim is really good too

Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam. - Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers - Charge Late & Broken Fees - Upgrade & customise your store It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator

@PhillyDunk @AdamSchefter Because the offense is gonna run a lot of 12 personnel formations this year so need a 2nd and he’s gonna be 6M cheaper thank likely

@AdamSchefter What do they need Njoku and Andrew’s for?

Browns free-agent TE David Njoku visited today with the Baltimore Ravens.

@tiaradraws The real goat

why is every man’s favorite pokemon gengar? 😭 can someone explain this phenomenon to me please

@DeAndreHopkins New regime in town. Hope they bring you back and use you more

@TonyDungy Thank Zeus. Still today and always, Fuck you.

I have been informed by NBC that I won’t be back with FNIA this fall and it has given me time to reflect and also to look ahead.    It’s disappointing  news but I want to thank my NBC family for making the last 17 years so special.  I’ll have lasting memories of my time there, especially with Rodney Harrison who has become a tremendous friend.   God has always directed me in these moments and while I’m not sure what the next step will be for me—whether it will be in football, in broadcasting, or getting more involved in church and community outreach —I know God has plans for my life and I can’t wait see them unfold. And I am reminded of one of my favorite verses in the Bible-Romans 8:28. “God works all things for His good for those who love the Lord.”

@jeffzrebiec @LouiePickles I 2nd or 1millionth this sentiment. You are the man Jeff.

@LouiePickles Louie, the feeling is mutual

No, @jeffzrebiec is my sweet prince. We love him and no one will ever change that. #RavensFlock

@MatthewBerryTMR @RyanJ_Heath The most right you have been in a while. He should have been this generations Sproles level utilization. And now he’s going to be playing for the team Sproles did it on.

@RyanJ_Heath He was hurt and then, I believe, under utilized in BAL.

Keaton Mitchell’s career-high route participation rate is 16.5%. He’s never run a higher route share than Gus Edwards or Derrick Henry. His most impressive feat is probably his 0.60 reYPTPA at East Carolina in 2022. For comparison, Nick Chubb had 0.66 as a freshman at Georgia.

@MyLuxuryCards I purposely tell my boys I won’t sell them products when I am trying to get market price because I don’t want to feel bad for making money on them. Strangers, I don’t give af but not my boys.

The rest of the conversation is pretty bad. Lesson Today: Some of your homies aren't really your homies, they just want to use you.

@SenTuberville Who controls the house senate and White House? I would ask are you really that stupid but I actually think you are. And so are people on twitter.

If you are having to wait hours in TSA lines at the airport, thank a Democrat. Democrats are REFUSING to fund DHS – and Americans are paying the price.

@jtheace2 @DougPolkVids He added allegedly because he can’t prove the claim and wants to avoid being sued for libel. I really don’t understand how that’s winning anything when you don’t say what you wanna say with your chest and scapegoat out.

@DougPolkVids Turns out the Lodge raid was because @DougPolkVids Doug is wanted for murder

I have personally guaranteed that all player funds will be safe as this witch hunt from TABC plays out You still allegedly owe tens of millions. Shut the fuck up

@yoxics Nick is also a piece of shit, but at least he isn’t a pedophile.

Nickmercs just went off on DrDisrespect 😳 “I have kids and a family to raise. F**k that mf he can hold my d**k he’s not like that, stop acting with your wig and glasses that’s all he does.”

@BreidenFehoko Just say you are bitter. Idk why people even follow you

I hope all you NFL players see the example of how slimy and nasty these organizations move, Eric DeCosta pulled a slimy deal with Jaire Alexander during the season and backed out of the Maxx Crosby deal cause he saw the Trey Hendrickson price was below market price.

@piques15 @ZLaner Doc is a pedi and you are defending him… doesn’t get lower

@ZLaner Damn bro. I’m not saying Doc is in the right but you caught clout from Doc and he helped put food on your plate. This is low.

@CrosbyMaxx @brgridiron Idc about the football stuff the last 24 hours. Happy for your sobriety man. Every day is an another challenge but you already beat 2,000 of them. Congrats.

3/11/20. 6 Years Sober. God Doesn’t Make Mistakes. 🦅💎