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@suzukiplshomer It’s only a matter of time before we are scoring 300 runs a game

We might be the most unluckiest team in the world

project 2025 is real

Your ballpark has to tell fans when to get loud, we are not the same.

@AesPolitics1 I have only been able to vote in 3 presidential elections; all three have included Trump on the ballot. What a cursed time to be alive

Shout out to the people that never voted for Trump.

Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill,’ Sold as Middle-Class Relief, Delivers $65 Billion Corporate Tax Windfall — Bloomberg

The most terrifying realization a man has as he gets older is that his grace is entirely conditional. If a woman has a career setback, makes a bad financial move, or needs a year to "find herself," she is met with sisterhood, therapy, and endless emotional support. If a man asks for that exact same grace? He is an immediate liability. He is told to step up. His partner's friends will literally advise her to leave him because he's "holding her back." A man is only allowed to fail if he can quietly fix it before anyone notices. The moment his struggle becomes an inconvenience to the people he provides for, the respect vanishes. A lot of men are walking around with the crushing realization that they were never actually loved for who they are; they were just employed for what they provide

@FadeAwayMedia It’s the Danhausen curse in action

OMGGGGG LA KNIGHT JUST PULLED UP TO ISHOWSPEED HOUSE AND CRASHED HIS STREAM WTF IS HAPPENING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

@PopBase How long before she has a job at Fox News?

Donald Trump has fired Attorney General Pam Bondi.

@blakecowellx Matthew Boyd will lead the NL in strikeouts

Anyone have a “way too early take” about the Cubs they want to fire off? I’ll go first: Horton x Cabrera might be a top 5, 1-2 punch by the All-Star Break

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. You've got to let the states take care of daycare

@mike_petriello Matthew Boyd

SP today include .. Skenes Crochet Yamamoto Skubal Sale Gausman F Peralta Misiorowski Alcantara Schlittler Kirby Ryan C Sanchez Tr Rogers great day, blessed day

I know things aren’t looking good right now #Cubs fans, but here is something to cheer you up. Pat Hughes singing “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” on the broadcast tonight on @thescorechicago ! @PatandRon1043 @ZachZaidman

@JamieBonkiewicz I need this as a bingo card

I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever Am I missing anything?

More than 400 hospitals across the U.S. are at high risk of closing or cutting services because of the Medicaid cuts in President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill,” according to an analysis from the progressive watchdog group Public Citizen. nbcnews.com/health/health-…

@rawsalerts Here comes the draft.

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump is scheduled to address the nation tomorrow at 9:00 p.m. as he is set to deliver an extremely important update regarding Iran.

@Okoliemeka_ A very small man can cast a very large shadow.

In one sentence prove that you've watched Game of Thrones:

@CLoveFanClub @CALEBcsw Brandon McManus would never miss a field goal again 😂

We’re just going to ignore that field goal post??

There’s always a tweet.

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Boog