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Hi Internet I've arrived 👋🏽🤑😋 follow for more to come! #bbw #mdni #mature #gothmommy

Strange world we live in.

Both red bulls are out in Q2 #Formula1 #redbullracing #MaxVerstappen #SingaporeGP

@ChayaRaichik10 @laralogan I don’t think he realises its her breast. He is aiming for the shoulder. Not saying he is not a creep. But even if he is , it doesn’t make sense to showcase that side with cameras pointed at you.

Vomit.

@PeterPa80018791 @Coach_bryan01 Beat it ! Peter pan

@u_pourdior @iamarsh0847 Yeah right scam the already lost people of their last penny. The data is not in your phone to recover. Thats not how server client model, or the cloud works.

Anyone who has ever worked in the IT industry knows . No update of any kind of software (that works) ever has taken a week’s time to update. How long did you wait to fix an issue with your bank server? At best a few hours. #mtfe

@mtfe_io Anyone who has ever worked on the IT industry knows . No update of any software (that works) ever has taken a week’s time to update and the buisness had to wait.

Black to move yeah? Lot to do yeah Fan scream booyah Well, dont be fooled yeah

@KarensGoneWld My tax is more than your salary 🤣🤣🤣

@KarensGoneWld Just kick her in the face ! Damn it!

@jahdisciples @AimeeSD76 @LPMisesCaucus This will happen only in US.

California police shoot a knife-wielding double amputee in the back as he fled. The initial statement from the LA sheriff’s department indicated that he had attempted to “throw the knife” at officers. You be the judge.

@jahdisciples @AimeeSD76 @LPMisesCaucus He is fleeing for his life. Can you not see? Jesus! With legs the cops are much more agile.

@DrAnitaBEtin @elonmusk Phew! Community notes saved me

Welcome to @elonmusk’s Twitter where literal slurs are allowed to trend.

@VanessaChaseOG @Tree_of_Logic When ever i read such black and white posts it makes me wonder where the nuance lies.

@Tree_of_Logic You’d think they’d take away his cane after the first two.

Thank you for your service. You will definitely go to Valhalla! Now someone tell me how I can add money to his commissary account?

@geekyranjit For 📖 reading i find it more versatile than an ebook reader. Nice to have hand written notes on some books 📚.

Question for those who still use tablets a lot. Which areas do you use them a lot, why do you prefer them to Smartphones or laptops? I do have a tablet, but I only use it sometimes for content consumption or keep in bag when Travelling.

We have our whole lives to fail at being perfect!

@NotlouisCk Comedic genius 🙌🏼

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

@GoddammitBaz Genius !

@NotlouisCk @joerogan Everyone has gone to A BATHROOM at some point before going on @joerogan Xperience. 🤷‍♂️

Make sure to go to the bathroom before going on the @joerogan experience.