OU Turnt Wisdom

Can i make Cluster Cunt a thing?

"Suck my dick"

"I never said i was a role model"

Is it time to go back to Athens yet?

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I don't have a problem with it. But apparently other people do

I need an app that tells me if I smell like weed before I leave the house/ get out of my car

Really over waking up early for no reason

In 2012, more than 150 girls were named Khaleesi.

Steve Ells, founder of Chipotle, earns about 72 times more money than President Obama in a year.

Me:

The rain makes today 100 times better.

Because still being responsible today. Just doing it high af ✌🏻️

Bartenders are more likely to over-serve drunk patrons if the bar is poorly lit, the music is loud, and the patron is a woman.

People who stay up late are more likely to be late to events, regardless of how conscientious or responsible they are.

If you didn't smoke at 4:20 am on 4/20 are you even a stoner?

#13Fest tomorrow means we have to deal with people who can't handle OU

Throwing a bitch fit in 3...2...1...

My liver is a tank