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@jordiebarstool Not gonna take the bait but yes technically battery.

Maybe this is because I’m more of a lacrosse guy, and lacrosse players are significantly tougher than hockey players. But getting hacked on the arm with a stick is hardly anything that would fall under “assault”

Mike Trout being at the Oilers game is hilarious and ironic.

Glorious madness in Paris.

I’m new to hockey help me out is this good d zone coverage?

@3YearLetterman @glitch381 *commandeered

@glitch381 *Appropriated

I had a very ugly encounter with a young man - likely a socialist - at the grocery store this evening for trying to charge me for plastic bags I was buying two handles of Fireball for this week. The cashier rang me up and before I paid he asked me if I wanted bags. I said yes, and he told me there would be a ten cent bag charge “The hell there will be, junior,” I said, “Take that off the bill of sale right now.” “I can’t do that sir. But I can do is sell you one of our canvas bags. They are reusable and only cost a dollar.” “If I wanted to carry my liquor around in a burlap sack like a Depression-era vagrant, I’d move to California,” I replied. “Sir I really don’t know what you want. If you don’t want to pay for the bags just carry them out.” “I think I’ll do just that,” I said. I then snatched my debit card from him before he could charge it, picked up the two handles of Fireball, and strode out of there without paying I received a standing ovation

Sharks have Edmonton's first rounder. They go out in the first round that's mid-teens. @sharkvoice gets it.

@PeteBlackburn @WhatChaosShow Sharks have the Oilers first round pick.

Today's @WhatChaosShow lineup: - Flyers taking belt to ass vs. Penguins - Wild/Stars heating up - Brutal night for McDavid - Senators deport a fan Live on YouTube at noon 📺

Very hurtful for the Sharks and Bay Golf Club fans who have rode with Min

PK’s reaction basically saying ‘wait we can’t fill a half hour’ pretty much sums up the ESPN studio show and I like all 3 of those guys.

@jtbourne “Not my best pass”

5’8 vs 6’2, clean, and Trenin threw 13 hits last game. Just a massive, clean check

TFW your hospital pass might actually have gotten your teammate killed.

@UnrealCity @CharlotteAlter Especially grocery stores.

@CharlotteAlter Dogs are people. They should be allowed everywhere people go, including grocery stores.

Dogs. Are. Not. People. Thank you!!! slowboring.com/p/dogs-arent-p…

Excluding guys who didn't play a game, Macklin Celebrini had the third highest cap hit on the Sharks team despite being on an ELC (Orlov, Toffoli, Wennberg).

From one Sharks record holder to the next. 🤝

The Sharks weren’t great this year. They were better than we expected but will still pick in the top 10. But damn will I miss watching them a few times a week.

Must lose/cant win for the Sharks tonight. Ferraro gets it.

@SJSharkz19 @TomFornelli Hard to shoot a 64 when you don't tee off because you missed the cut.

@OVSportsJack @TomFornelli Hey Bryson says Augusta is more like a par 67 so a 64 isn’t out of the question.

Is The Masters over already?

Google what should I do if I need a bogey to make the cut on 18?

Rory in the trees on every hole but also up 4 shots is not how I saw this playing out