California Humor 📖

I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me in California. 🌸🌼🌷💐🌹🌻🌺🥀

Whoever is praying for rain, can you take a break for a few days? This is California, not Seattle.

“How’s the weather in California?” Me:

Happy New Year from California!!!

You know you're from California when 58° feels like the Arctic and you can't believe there's such a thing as temperatures below zero.

Signs you're from California Complain when it’s hot Complain when it’s cold

Dear Canada, Please come get your weather. If I wanted your weather I’d move to Canada. -California

Describe California in ONE WORD

Don't ever take California for granted. You could find yourself waking up in Florida or Texas one day.

Me in 2099 celebrating the end of construction on I-5

Describe California in ONE SENTENCE

You might be from California if you measure distance in hours instead of miles.

Don't be offended if I call you "dude". It's gender-neutral in California.

When traffic finally clears and you see no accident, no rain, no fire, no police or anything

hella hot for San Francisco

YOU CAN ONLY RT THIS TODAY. Happy First Day of Summer! C🌻A🌴L☀️I⛵️F🌊O🏊R🍦N🏄I🌴A

No matter where life takes you, California is always home.

NBA CHAMPS. WORLD CHAMPS. #DubNation, STAND UP! 🏆

Congratulations to the 2022 NBA Champions: Golden State Warriors🏆

If you're not watching the #WarriorsvsCeltics game you're missing out.