Oliver.W.H

Some very kind words with a great review! Pick up a copy of Loose Ends before they're all gone. Thank you to everyone who's read Loose Ends and been on the start of this adventure with Matthew. #WritingCommunity @AustinMacauley

@cream_my_cheese Pink phoney club!

Evil Prince: I will kill my brother and then I will become King. Butler: But why Sire? You currently have all the perks of Royalty with absolutely non of the pressure or responsibility of being King.

Poor Muffin cut her paw this morning and had to have stitches. She's not a happy puppy.

Just try and keep up. #running

@BBCMOTD Are they in a relegation battle? No. So they've got nothing to worry about. Move on.

Worrying times for Chelsea.

@Footballtweet Definitely @MillwallFC

🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Which club from the Championship play-offs do you want to see in the Premier League next season?

🚨Sheffield Wednesday finish the season on 0 points✅

Me: Kids, come in time to get dressed. My kids: No. Me: Last one upstairs has to wear Daddy's underpants all day. *Kids push past me to get upstairs* Kids: Haha you have to wear your underpants.

@NewYorkRedBulls Afraid to say things aren't working with the current boss.

Final.

First run to begin training for the marathon. 3.08 miles 28 minutes 10 seconds. Cycling has clearly built my endurance.

@NewYorkRedBulls New York is red!

Spread the word: Tomorrow night. New York Derby. Open Cup edition. ⚔️

The zombies! Look there's more and more outside the door! Ugh, reminds me of working in retail.

So I just signed up for a half marathon. I must be crazy.

Getting strong and faster.

@XtraLeicester @DaleJohnsonBBC

🚨 Leicester City accumulated losses since 2019 have now reached £375m, and in recent years future finances have been cashed in to keep the club running.📉 That is ASTONISHING Burning money 💷 🔥 @DaleJohnsonBBC