Owen Wildish

Princess Nilya 🤪

Supergirl had heard that Nilya had challenged all the DC and Marvel Speeders to a race. Still, Supergirl also knew this was a prank, as racing her mischievous, cheeky friend Nilya, no matter how fast anyone raced, would be utterly futile, as it wasn't about speed for her; racing Nilya was like racing darkness itself. Darkness does not, or need to move, as it's everywhere all at once. Supergirl was just here for the comedic show... As predicted, no matter how fast any of the Speeders went.... Nilya just kept popping out of the shadows, tauntingly and effortlessly ahead of them, at each of the finish lines, she wasn't even cheating~ "I'm the Princess of Darkness & Shadows... the good whimsical kind, mind~ I call it 'shadow teleporting, but it's not exactly like real teleportation... ever wondered which is faster, light or darkness?"

"Oh, an audience to perform to~" smiled Princess Nilya with mock naivety, expertly delecting any questions, secretly... she conjures up a magic gothic church pipe organ, pulls out her enchanted flute, then she comedically starts playing Scott Joplin - The Entertainer, for the JLA, the Team and civillian onlookers~ Meanwhile, in the background, while everyone is distracted, Nilya's shadow tentrels comedically beati up the villains and capture them for the JL, whom they were after, helpfully and cheekily defeating the bad guys, for them...

Could Ari be a possible secret fourth future member of the angels of delusion hidden in plain view? ZZZ

Fun fact: Michael Grade is the chairman of Ofcom, the same Michael Grade who tried to end the Doctor Who series in the mid-1980s when he was the BBC 1 Controller, during the Colin Baker 6th Doctor run.

Comedically balancing on a unicycle, Nilya started to randomly and casually balance a short sword Godsbane, a gift from her big brother Mask, perfectly on the tip of her nose, blade downward on her nosetip, of course... and she was eerily really good at this balancing act... Pro tip: evil does not like being laughed at, tee-hee~! Nilya then accidently turned all the inn's chairs... into fluffy, cute goats, "Oopie, I honestly did not intend that to happen...!”

"Lookie at what I found, this recording in Supergirl's super-secret hidden time machine; she's definitely not supposed to have...~! I wonder what's on it?" giggled Nilya to the JLA and Lois Lane, 'Nilya pops in a home video recording from the future, of a very special wedding... Bruce Wayne's wedding to... Dr Harleen Quinzel and later in costume, Batman marrying Harley Quinn... and with, oh, look at Kara and Babs happily throwing confetti and glitter everywhere at the reception party...' "Oh, me, and Kara may or may not have pranked Harley Quinn into thinking she's joined the League..." chukled Nilya...Nilya did a high-speed twirl, disguising herself as Wonder Woman but in a black and purple version of Diana's red and blue outfit... Nilya, perfectly mimicking Diana's voice, starts comedically singing 'I'm a Barbie Girl' while doing exaggerated hero battle poses... Nilya's cunning, secret, controlled chaotic plan is starting to take effect... Nilya absolutely despises evil, cruelty, wickedness and suffering... her mission was to bring joy, kindness and hope.

After Princess Nilya of Shadowfall turned Ra's Al Ghull's Lazerus Pits into fizzy green limeade & cyder rum robbing him of his pseudo-immortality, and then later publicly pulling Lex Luthor's trousers down and giving a good backside spinking, till he confessed to all his misdeeds and crimes, durring a televised press conference... later, for fun, Princess Nilya had mischievously turned the Batsignal into a colourful flashing disco lamp, that blares out the old classic, iconic 1966 Batman TV theme across the city when tuned on... "I may or may not have also made all of Gotham's and Metropolis's Police sirens play Yakety Sax during high-speed car and helicopter police chases and put a spell on Catwoman, so whenever she sneaks about, her boot will play the Pink Panther theme, which comically speeds up the faster Selena moves... Then... Nilya & Supergirl friendly 'pranked' Harley Quinn into thinking she's joined the League... thus now she's an official member of the JLA...~ Nilya did a high-speed twirl, disguising herself as Wonder Woman but in a black and purple version of Diana's red and blue outfit... Nilya, perfectly mimicking Diana's voice, starts comedically singing 'I'm a Barbie Girl' while doing exaggerated hero battle poses... Nilya's cunning, secret, controlled chaotic plan is starting to take effect...

If you could somehow travel back in time to prehistoric times, what prehistoric creatures would you perhaps bring back as a pet if possible?