Tesla O’Shitface

@elonmusk I appreciate you don’t work from home on Tuesdays and Thursdays but are you paying tax on that sink installing business on those days?

I was in a lift with my hero recently and I was alarmed by the overwhelmingness of his aftershave. He got out on floor three but it lingered until I got out on floor 8. It was an Elongated Musk. @elonmusk

Just upgraded my Tesla to a Lada L”It’s amazing… WOMAN! I feel like a man…