delco de leche

April showers bring May fires

@OafMode poverty franchise owned by a diddler tf up

Bad to worse: Celtics’ flight to Cancun booked on Spirit Airlines

@meechone Swapping Chalamet and Kylie Jenner for Sleeping David Dodge and his bearded buddy

@OafMode Her pants suit will be completely neutral.

Tina Fey sitting courtside wearing a “NBA Eastern Atlantic Division” hat

Burp so loud wives wanna fine me

Dislike when they say “he can really score the basketball”. Oh really? He can make shallow, narrow cuts or slits on the surface of food, typically meat, fish, bread dough, fruits, vegetables or a basketball? It would deflate!

Specifically, Tyrese Maxey’s explosiveness

Halfway through the Phillies 9 9 9 Challenge:

13 feet of identical twin oaf friends from high school at the big birthday party last night, both arriving with a gift handle of Tito’s, one wearing a Hextall jersey. Indestructible tonight.

@Finks_Hoagies An entire Holmesburg during the Phillies, an entire Tacony during the Sixers, another Holmesburg during the Flyers

Sports and hoagies. That’s what Philly does. Go Sixers, Go Flyers, Go Phils, Go Union, Go Hoagies.

@PhillyFink @Philly_ASA Calculator, what are Celtics fans?

Signs everywhere today.

Flyxers

Pica’s, Peter Luger’s, In & Out

/ to the tune of Take on Me by A-ha Chase Utley

Haley Joel Oz the Mentalist

@PhillyFink Greedy bastard!

@OafMode :)

This “greg” on Jeopardy is from Philadelphia and might be the most annoying person in the history of the show

@mnightcoburn The fake confusion, the squinting, the “what’s Swift?” (how about WHO is Swift), and the “whoa I actually GOT that??” self impressed fake surprise when he gets one. Irritating is right. Oh hey look he lost. Bye greg.

@OafMode The fake confusion EVERY time he rings in is really irritating. Oh and also...