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@mynamesnotgordy That's unpossible, because I was awarded that today at the curling club! This is a scandal, two awards on the same day........

I am proud and honoured to announce that today I was awarded the Canadian Curling Association Peace Prize.

Must Suranne's new Hostage series did a decent job finding a standin for @10DowningCat .

“Donald Trump is coming for our water….the conservatives are ‘fifth columnist and Pierre Poilievre a quisling.” (Definitions below) 👇👇👇#PierrePoilievreIsAForeignAsset #conservatives #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #canada #charlieangus #pierrepoilievre @CPC_HQ

@ricardoautobahn No cat has ever been that arrogant!

@sweetmartyt Been there!

I can’t even see the car?

@fagstein Likely on its way to the landfill just east of London

I always wonder what's inside some of those transport trucks on the highway. Food? Toys? Electronics? Hans Gruber and his crew? I'd never considered one of the possible answers is actual garbage (though normally not on fire).

@KellyGreig I hear you!!

With two first names I get a lot of confusion with my surname and title, but I have to admit this is a new one for me.

@RadioMadison It's probably really hard to make rural Ontario look like NJ/NY city, but it's still fun.

@cselley Zuckers swinging above their weight!

That’s not a fair fight.

@MarjoleinR Does she know that you don't actually eat the paper wrappers?

Imagine we could harness this woman's energy for good. there would be no more suffering

@CraigBaird My great great grandfather was killed in that cyclone. He went to Regina from Qc to visit his brother.

On June 30, 1912, the deadliest tornado in Canadian history hit Regina, killing 28 people. After the disaster, rescue efforts began. One man involved in helping was Frankenstein's Monster himself...Boris Karloff! At the time, Boris Karloff was part of the Albini-Avolo Company, who were performing at the Regina Theatre at the time. On the afternoon of the storm, they were having a picnic along Wascana Creek when the tornado hit. Wanting to help, the theatre troupe held a benefit performance of the comedy The Real Thing. A week later, they were in Saskatoon performing, and donated half the proceeds from their shows to help the relief effort in Regina. Boris Karloff likely never would have become involved in acting if it wasn't for Canada. Born in England, he moved to Canada in 1909. He worked as a farm labourer and truck driver. He also worked with the B.C. Electric Railway Company, laying track, shoveling coal and surveying land. In 1911, he began appearing in theatre performances in Canada, and took the name Boris Karloff. That same year, he joined the Jeanne Russell Company and toured places like Prince Albert and Kamloops. After a few years in Canada, he moved to California in 1913 and began to cement his legend as a horror icon. You can learn more about that terrible storm in my post/episode about it here 👇 canadaehx.com/2020/06/27/the… If you enjoy my Canadian history content, you can support my work with a donation at buymeacoffee.com/craigU

@CraigBaird But when Americans say 10 below, is it below zero, or freezing?

Watching a YouTube video of a guy in the United States stealth camping. He keeps saying “negative” to refer to a freezing temperature rather than minus. How do you say this temperature: “-10”

@andrewcarter800 Knowing you, it's more like an assignment from KAOS.

Is it just me? When I wake up and see these notifications waiting in my phone I feel like I’m about to open an assignment from Spectre.

@sarahsahagian @DrJenGunter My father, and he only found out in his 50's!

I have only one kidney. I am making a list of people who live(d) full and happy lives with just the one. Right now, I only have Bob Dole (hate his politics, inspired by how long he lived), that lady from Bad Art Friend, and @DrJenGunter. Would love to hear more examples!

@MizLiot Who wants to tell him?

Saw this on Facebook. Errrrrr…

@realTuckFrumper Fucking moose and squirrel!!

Melania Could Face Prison Over Jointly Filed Fraudulent Taxes dlvr.it/Sfnqgb

Let's turn Twitter #Doddietartan

@langspoon @ScotNational That is correct.

Parliamentarians in Quebec are currently blocked from taking their seats after refusing to swear an oath to the British monarch thenational.scot/news/23075813.…

@AlexofBrown Effortlessly making Nadine look brilliant every day!