Lauren Oakley

@ashlyn_eliz @CORNYASSBITCH Wow such a journey. It was great while it lasted though

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD

@ashlyn_eliz @CBSBigBrother !!!!!!!

The #BB21 doors have swung open. Step right in... 🚪

@elyahky @BB_Updates Ahhhhh I’m so excited for this to start!!

@BB_Updates @Oakley4 I think I found your new favourite houseguest

Meet #BB21 Houseguest Cliff Hogg III Age: 53 Hometown: Houston Current city: Houston Occupation: Petroleum Engineer Favorite Houseguest: Derrick

@ashlyn_eliz @thejoshuagrant You can bet I’ll be watching every YouTube livestream

@Nick_Haug My mom drives a Jeep Wrangler. You watch yourself.

@ashlyn_eliz @thejoshuagrant Ughhhh I can’t WAIT for the new season😆

@ItsMarinaRose I cut my pizza up with scissors today and thought of you

@RVenezaCTV this is the Twitter bird reminding you that you have plans on April 20th #bethere

@RVenezaCTV @thetolms @theScore I guess you’ll find out tomorrow night #StayWoke

@thetolms @theScore @Oakley4 I feel like @Oakley4 is gonna pull a #RainMan and be amazing #PingPongRoyalRumble

This is CRAZY. 🏓 (🎥: IG/thepingpongkid)

@tlibbz @ashlyn_eliz This is the first I’m hearing of this..

@Oakley4 @ashlyn_eliz Too bad y’all ain’t my type #gaylife

K but really, what’s it like to be legit hit on?... asking for a friend

@sarahh_johnson @GWBellMediaYQG Same thing

@Eminem @netflix 😮

DEAR @NETFLIX, REGARDING YOUR CANCELLATION OF THE PUNISHER, YOU ARE BLOWING IT!! SINCERELY, MARSHALL

@sarahh_johnson @thetolms Pants- waiting for Sarah to come back

@sarahh_johnson stop all the hate

@sarahh_johnson Holy Moly! Science!

It's #BellLetsTalk Day. Retweet this and @BellLetsTaIk_ will donate 5¢ towards mental health initiatives #EndTheStigma #cklw

Bell won't give me a raise so atleast we can make them pay up today. Simply retweet this to donate 5¢ towards mental health initiatives #BellLetsTalk

The amount of times I google “Google” is embarrassing