Indigo Jones

BASIC BITCH TWITTER NAMES: LICK my this, EAT my that, Roman numerals, pretty this , bad that , minaj this, monroe that or Barbie this.

I never argue, I just explain why I?m right.

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear.

Teacher: We are watching a movie today. Me: Oh hell yes!!! Teacher: I'll be giving you a worksheet to fill out. Me: The fuck you just say

Bitches be like "New Avi >>" and I'm just like bitch, your new avi is UGLY, your old avi was UGLY, bitch YOU ugly.

Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* "deaf bitch" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

#BackInMiddleSchool when somebody use to get called to the office, everybody in the class was like "ooooohhhhhh" !

Why are 12 year olds following me? Y'all little asses tweeting via leapfrog laptop

#HipHopAwards I miss the 90s when rap actually had meaning to it

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere Hoes are getting wifed and good girls are getting played

A boyfriend who tells hoes and sluts, "I have a girlfriend", is a real ass dude.

You say your SINGLE by choice.. Uhm.. Bitch, You a HOE! aint nobody wanna hold you down! #DontStartMeOff

Kanye West can say "I love pizza" and people will be like "he said I which means eye , and pizza is triangle .. ILLUMINATI!!!

When a girl says "whatever" she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.

Hoes Be Like .. "Im Mixed" .with 2 inches of nappy hair?? mixed with what??. a Bag Of Struggle??

#UnansweredHipHopQuestions Why is Travis Porter 3 people and The Weeknd is one person?

*eating in public* : Eats normal / politely. *eating at home* : THESEEE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACKKKKKK!

I got a Twitter, Facebook, & Instagram. Fuck you mean "send me a picture"?

A virgin in 2012? WIFE THAT BITCH