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@pretty_nonye O tun gbe mi debe

Use what you have to get what you want If it’s my big breast that I’ll use for the thirst trapping,so be it Pass if you don’t like it Don’t be bitter for no reason I’m neither your wife nor your girlfriend🙂‍↔️🙄

@GideonSanni @EmzyGadgets Tecno phantom X2 pro max mini ultra. 😅🥲 Phone go get 12gb ram still dey hang with their mediatek chipset

@EmzyGadgets Have you heard of Tecno phantom X2 pro?????your 14pro Max go tear ACL 😂

Some of you truly need advice 😹😹😹 So you’ll leave iPhone of 600k, leave Samsung of 600k, and somehow leave google pixel of 600k dey buy realme, Redmi, Huawai, Vivo, Oppo, Tecno, Itel and Infinix of 600k? They’re not bad, but be serious please.

@nzemmili Some of you never clock woman nature yet. If we look am most of una still dey uni or secondary school, no knowledge of what life is like. At the end of the day time is the best teacher

Bro, na so you de always dream to be cheated on?

@OfficialJoel4_ Niceeeee

Weekend Offer. Samsung S22!! Who wants it? If nobody likes your replies to this post in 48hrs, il waybill it to you

@fidexcode From the picture looks like an xsmax. Se new xsmax dey ni😅

Five months old iPhone, the battery don spoil 😭 And vendor claim say na new iPhone he sell give me oo

@NightCoder4 @DangeN00dle Key phrase “natural selection”. How do you have an option to choose life or death and you choose death. What’s the point of pressing the blue button if you have common sense

@DangeN00dle Simple, red. Just everyone be selfish (or smart) and there is no problem. Natural selection at that point.

Here's a different way to approach it. Forget morals and all, just think about logistic Best case scenario for everyone to survive Red = 100% votes Blue = 50%+1 votes Which one is easier to achieve from a logistical standpoint?

@ialwayspreach @ThaBoyYom Lol. Funny human😅

@ThaBoyYom depends on the book nigga. if it's a book on making money, finance. wtf does olamide know about building a billion dollar fortune compared to femi otedola. u jus won shade otedola abi wetin

I’ll rather read a book written by Olamide Baddo.. Yes! Tell me what the struggle was like making it as a poor kid from Bariga, from being a studio rat to a boss That mental transitioning making it out of the hood.. How he dealt with family, peers, envy and all… I can tap inspiration from that easily! Make I buy book wey Otedola write ? FEMI OTEDOLA ?

@Tonyjay Oshodi easy 😌

I know Lagos I know Lagos, where is this located 🤔

@Abis_bg4l How old are you?

in my uni days, a guy texted me that he was bored and needed someone to talk to. i told him we could jump on a call, he said he would prefer i come to his place in my head, ‘let me go, we are friends so what can happen’. i stood up, got dressed and went there. he bought me this exact thing you are holding to ‘shemi la le jo’ 🤣 and i said thank you. we got to talking, next thing this guy asked me to sit on his leg. i politely declined, felt like a joke🤣. this boy started moving towards me and doing some kind thing before i knew it, the werey kissed me on my forehead. i pushed him and ran out. i got home, sent him a transfer receipt to his account of what he ‘bought’ me and blocked him. nonsense!

@Fancyfoodmart She’s very stupid

I remember this guy I dated back then The first time I visited their house,it was a Saturday and his mom was washing clothes downstairs After sitting for a while,I felt uncomfortable and decided to go help her Mind you,I have never liked washing clothes so even as a student,I pay someone to wash my clothes But make dem no say this one no get home training,I went to meet help and offered to help She didn’t even say “ah my darling don’t worry” She left it immediately like she’s been expecting me to come ask😭 Oya no lele,I dey wash am About 30 minutes later when I was happy that I’m almost done,she brought their curtains and bedsheets 😩 I wan craze😳😭 I immediately rinsed my hands and took an excuse to go drink water inside cos the sun was so scorching Omoh naso I entered their sitting room,carried my bag handbag,mo de ya danu😂 My mama sef no dey pack bedsheets and curtains gimme to wash for house E don tey wey my eyes don dey see sege for this relationship thing🤣😂

@Feeztm Paiko was so exciting

Someone asked me : when was the last time you were genuinely happy? I said it to her with realness: the 21 days I spent in Sibre camp 2024. Na una know the kind camp wey Una go oh! 😂😂

Comment when you see it. 🫢

The Puppeteer (2026) My new painting 🪁

Ahh 60 cent danke bro das wird was ausmachen Monopoly ahh Währung

@chularh @keshdelight @5starbarber_1 @Brattyenori13 On top this small bed

met some mutuals today, we all have a good time 😊♥️ @keshdelight @5starbarber_1 @Brattyenori13

@LaudsamN @onosetale_usifo Baba update

@onosetale_usifo Na to take 500k from all of them say you go import the machine for them together Them export yourself comot from Nigeria 😭😭😂

Facebook people no real at all…Wtf 😭😂

@a4lasade Omo her heartbreak go long oo😅

“I attended the wedding of a friend who is over 60 years old. She had never been married before. She had been in hurtful relationships, to the point where she decided to stay on her own, build her life, make her money, and move on. Many responsible men asked for her hand in marriage, but she turned them down several times. The few she kept around, she kept only as friends. I honestly thought this woman would never get married until I saw her call me in January this year. She told me she was planning her wedding. I screamed. “How? But you are 60… almost 70!” She laughed. “Catherine, at least I still have 40 years to have a husband. 40 years to love a man. 40 years to live with the man I love.” I asked her if she was getting married just to fulfill a long-time goal. She said no. “I am getting married because God sent the right person my way.” The man is wealthy, just like she is. He has never been married as well. He is 62 years old, owns a company, and is still strong. She said to me, “Catherine, we are going to the Maldives for our honeymoon.” I smiled. Nothing is too late. At the right time, everything can still come together in a way that feels complete. It can feel like you never really lost anything. Don’t rush life. Let things come together at the right time.” ©️ Nduka

@okoliprecious13 @lotoscuffs_ Na Ghana loud?!😅🥲

@lotoscuffs_ 5 pcs 3k

Which Igbo are you pple taking pls Is it not the 2k own ?😭

@officialtelz Pleaseeeeeeee!!!

Semi rich people are revolting against those who share and collect rice now, it’s only a sign to the ruling class that the hunger is not tough yet! To capture the country, you make the people poorer that if they see a cup of rice from you, they would fight over themselves to be loyal to you. Hunger is a mf weapon Guys wake up please!!! 🙏

@yxyiagain Omooo this country nawa ooo. Tinubu you will ask for water and god will give you snake venom. You won’t miss what is coming your way