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🚨✅ Arne Slot: “I have every reason to believe I WILL be the Liverpool manager next season”. “The plans for next season have been made, talks ONGOING between the club and new players and I am INVOLVED in that”.

🚨 Guardiola promises Rolex watches to all Burnley players. 😍

This will be an interesting plate number ….

Harvey Elliott will return to Liverpool for pre-season ahead of 2026-27, Arne Slot has confirmed:

Whoever came up with the phrase cheap is expensive certainly never fueled at Astrol Petrol Station. 1. It is 100% Kenyan, founded in 2000 by the late Thayu Kamal Kabugi and is now run by the son, James Mwangi. 2. They not only own the land their stations are built on to cut costs but also manage their stations directly rather than franchising. 3. Their fuel contains a high 91 PON rating, which is higher than the premium fuels around, including V-Power. 4. They are not only 2 - 7 shillings cheaper but also never hoard fuel whenever there are shortages. We don’t appreciate such companies enough

MrBeast just gave one of the strongest endorsements possible for Starlink: “I will only book flights exclusively on planes with Starlink. I don’t care if it means an extra layover - I’ll sit in the back of the plane if it gives me Starlink.” He says Starlink has become the backbone of his global productions and travels because it works in places where traditional internet simply doesn’t exist: • Filming in Antarctica - one of the only reliable ways to stay connected • Building wells deep in rural Africa with full internet access hours away from cities • Driving through remote villages and open fields with a Starlink dish mounted on the vehicle while maintaining signal the entire time He described it as: “Starlink is literally magic. It makes no sense.” Now people are actively choosing flights based on whether the plane has Starlink onboard

If you are an advocacy group, And you need help submitting your views on the Finance Bill 2026, DM me. Together, we shall make your voice count in shaping Kenya’s future.

Finance Bill 2026 wants full suspension of data protection Act. Here is how. 1. System Integration (Section 59A) If your business sells over 5M annually: • You shall connect your accounting system to KRA. Be it QuickBooks, zoho, etc • To give KRA live feed of your transactions Fail to comply: 100K penalty every month. 2. Crypto Reporting (Sections 6C & 6D) • Kenyan crypto platforms must report all users trading history to KRA. Fail to file: 1M penalty 3. Pre - filled Tax Returns • KRA will generate tax returns for you based on any info available to them. Meaning: - KRA shall decide your tax bill - You must prove them wrong (Like what Shuru sent you on whatsapp) 4. Data Sources (Section 29A) KRA can assess you using: - eTIMS data - Mpesa & Bank information - Audits & inspections of related parties. eg your spouse, parents, customers, suppliers, etc - Other govt system integrations. eg NTSA, Lands, KPLC, etc 5. Physical & Digital Access (Sections 58–60) • KRA can enter your premises • Inspect records • Demand computer passwords & decryption keys • Seize documents with a warrant Meaning: KRA wants full suspension of data protection Act.

Liverpool head coach Arne Slot believes he will still be in charge of the club next season 🔴

Unfortunately, Even MPs have not grasped how dangerous this proposal is. • It elevates KRA above the law. If it passes, no one is safe. Big or small. - Summon your MP. - Email your objections now to the finance committee: financecommitteena@parliament.go.ke Deadline: May 25, 2026, 5 pm. #financebill2026

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Nani ako ready tupige singles. 2 odds Only 😂

Philippines police rode a city bus in the bus only lane, let cars motorcycles tailgate to dodge traffic, then stepped off at the end ticketed every single driver one by one 🚍

Tulikubaliana ukiwa na 1 Million Usiwache ikae kwa MMF ✅ Move 300k to Bond/Fixed income Fund and enjoy upto 14% returns ✅ Move another 300k Equity Fund and enjoy upto 30% returns ✅ Move 200k to special Funds and enjoy upto 18-25% return ✅ Only Maintain 200k in MMF for emergencies and enjoy upto 11% return You will make upto Kshs. 204,000 which is 20.4%. It’s better than getting 11% from MMF and earn Kshs. 116,000/- This is what we call a diversified investment. Diversifying beats leaving all your money idle in one account. Your money should work — even when you’re not. So Kama Uko na 1 Million kwa MMF and it’s not equivalent to 6 months of your expenses or not savings for starting a business. You need to slap yourself very hard

Finance Bill 2026 has a serious contradiction in trust taxation. The Bill says: • Trustees pay full tax on trust income • Beneficiaries receive tax free distributions This is clean and simple. But here is the problem. Section 5(jb) of the Third Schedule to the Income Tax Act still says: • 25% withholding tax applies on distributions to beneficiaries • Under Section 11(3)(c) What's the problem? • The Bill has deleted Section 11(3)(c) Meaning: • One law says no tax • Another says 25% tax • And the section it refers to no longer exists Implications: - Confusion for trustees - Risk of double taxation - Guaranteed court battles

Pep Guardiola is resting players when we need to win the league? Has Arsenal decided to bribe even the rivals? Tell me this is a movie I am watching.

I have seen & read some very strong proposals on trust taxation in the Finance Bill 2026. I am breaking them down and packaging them for you. Stay here.

All this happened in the same week 😭😭

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Live 4 odds

@noelweks Same here. Very rare to find me place BTTS I'd rather go with ov 1.5

Someone asked me why I don't fw BTTS market. This is why? Fvvvvck

Wueh, wametoa chrome brandy??😂😂😂comrades watawahi graduate kweli??💀💀