Candy
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Candy
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how it feels to be online friends with someone in the same country as you


NEW: Trump discourages Taiwan from going “independent” — says he’s “not looking to travel 9,500 miles to fight a war.”


Translation: “Please please please just let China invade and annex Taiwan without protest”


Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K+ potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows. THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!

If you think Gordon Ramsay is hard on mfs watch Bar Rescue to see the real demon



Someone went viral for posting their Star Wars LEGO piece online that arrived like this 👀 (via Ernie Cook/FB)






It was a pleasure to spend time with Prime Minister @MarkJCarney last week in Toronto. In a rapidly changing world, the longstanding partnership between our two countries remains essential. At home and abroad, there is no going back to old ways - nor should we try - but as neighbors and friends we should work together to shape a better future.






What makes Helldivers 2 a really good satire is Super Earth war doctrine is ran the way video games present warfare, where a squad of protagonists call in air strikes without any logistical overhead and these protagonists aren’t grizzled operators they’re Bush era Xbox teens











