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@Imani_Barbarin I genuinely believe this is abuse, and I want parents like this held accountable for shit like this.

TW: Rape There’s this account “anonymous prolife confessions” and this one stopped me in my tracks. This parent called her child a BRAT—after coercing the daughter into having her rapists baby and no longer talking to her. The kid is 14…

@fart Well, they would have had most of this if they hadn’t cut FACS from most districts

This is psychotic 👍

@heymrsbond I have 2 modules left and then I am freeeeeeee

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@swinshi Hell yeah, welcome to the revolution brother

Why stop with lunch when we have breakfast and dinner too? Why stop with kids? Why stop with food?

@CourtneeHendrix Sounds like you don’t know anything about LASIK

It really baffles me ppl choose a life of glasses over lasik. I truly think ppl hate technological advance

@MandalorianJedi @HazelMonforton I’m a woman, dipshit. The gender that has abstained from your touch (with good reason)

@MandalorianJedi @HazelMonforton I like that this was a sorry limp wristed attempt at a verbal takedown and just ended up being pure word salad instead. If you don’t know anything, it might benefit you to just shut up once in a while.

@billclerico @gokulr How long did wepay last before it was bought up by J.P. Morgan and you got your parachute to fuck off with?

@gokulr 3-5 is the minimum. 5-7 means you really did something and saw the impact

DON’T BE JUMPY Got this message from a CEO about a candidate: “I don't think they'd be a good fit. We have a pretty hard rule on no jumpy folks and their background looks like a alot of 1.5 years and then gone”. Current and future job seekers: don’t be jumpy. Accomplish something meaningful at each company before considering a new role. Making an impact (and ideally showing increased scope over time at the company) takes 3-5 years, not 1-2 years. Jumpiness at multiple companies is viewed negatively by recruiters and founders alike. It shows an inability to stick around and see things through.

@gokulr Anyone looking for work seeing this: there is nothing wrong with leaving a workplace that is toxic/doesn’t respect you/doesn’t provide financial stability/has this guy as a ceo. If you need to jump: fucking do it. Leave bad, shitty jobs to bad shitty ceos.

@pattymo … wtf I passed by this this morning lmao

@korybing Thanks for reminding me to buy a new copy for my school library (we have one! It’s just old and falling apart).

@tomatomotorola @jupitersembrace @WrittenByHanna Listen: let us have this. We’ve got nothing else going for us. 😭

@jupitersembrace @WrittenByHanna Because it was voted best burger in Northern Virginia by some magazine in 2014, haven't you read the walls

Can we just get rid of five guys?? Why you gotta put down a mortgage payment to get a burger and fries from them???

@kinoWoods Oh look, it’s my gay awakening

@HazelMonforton 100% divorced dad energy

@lilkorok I’m actually genuinely irate we can’t at least pet the fucking dogs in botw and totk

in twilight princess u can pick up dogs/cats

@HazelMonforton When I was doing apush in the mid 00’s, they had walked this back to “yeah, we did a war crime, but we needed the war crime to really flex our shit to the USSR, ‘cause otherwise those filthy commies would’ve won the Cold War.”

@froman86 @HazelMonforton This doesn’t make sense because we didn’t kill any of those scientists as retribution. The prison camp wasn’t found until September, and MacArthur extended pardons to their researchers just like the Nazi scientists we got from project paper clip.

@HazelMonforton A unit of 731 nuclear scientists signed a petition expressing concern over dropping the bomb on Japan. To learn more Google "Japan Unit 731"

@Culture_Crit A library that cannot be used is not a library.