Lord James Alvarez

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Lord James Alvarez

@ObscureGent

Writer of the @theObscureGents comics| Brother, friend, creative partner to @ObscureAaron | Podcast @PlainZeroShow IG/TikTok/YouTube: ObscureGent

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2010
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Lord James Alvarez@ObscureGent·
[Oregon Trail 1852] Doctor: Any final words? Man dying of dysentery: *coughing* I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
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I’m going to get so many free clothes when the rapture comes.
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I went to confession and the priest just said “that’s crazy”
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Aaron A. Alvarez@ObscureAaron·
What if the world is fake and wrestling is actually real?
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Me: This milk tastes funny Lactating clown: Thank you
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*drops peanut shells on floor* This is a steakhouse now
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I've never listened to music, is it any good?
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Jason Bateman has been 32 years old for 138 years.
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Adult Male@PlainTravis·
Sometimes your friend says something which makes you think of one of those dumb before & after type puzzles from Wheel of Fortune and you have no choice but to bring that phrase into existence. Anyway, here’s Mike Judge Dredd.
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Whenever I watch the Lion King I cry because thinking about Matthew Broderick as an African king makes me sad.
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Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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I’ll say this about Eminem. No entertainer has done more for your mom’s spaghetti than he has.
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Nothing like gripping a big ol’ cock on a Saturday.
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