🦇Lydia Not Deetz

only in america would a child be expelled for preventing a potential school shooting

@BowTiedYukon @ExxAlerts Are you sure you’re schedule isn’t full up of visiting your sister for her conjugal visits?

@ObviTimelessLJ @ExxAlerts Haha I’ll see you in a few days when the crash report comes out

JUST IN: 'Bob’s Burgers' actor Eugene Murman was rushed to the hospital in serious condition after a fiery crash. New Hampshire Gov. Kelley Ayotte's security detail, along with witnesses, helped pull Murman out of the car's window.

@BowTiedYukon @ExxAlerts Is the obvious fact that you don’t know cars have several components that can malfunction at literally any second? Or is thinking about your dad bent over naked got you mind too preoccupied.

@ObviTimelessLJ @ExxAlerts Why? Obvious facts hurt your feelings?

@SoEzPz @ExxAlerts I hope every single day you wake up gagging on hair with your eyes crusted shut

@ExxAlerts Did he not see the HUGE concrete pylons? Or maybe the flashing lights? Is he blind? He was blind and driving. That makes sense.

@BowTiedYukon @ExxAlerts I wish nothing but the worst on you.

@ExxAlerts He crashed into the toll booth? Driving like a asshole one can assume

@gghightide High tide

Deleting in 24 hrs, whoever Iikes and says “High Tide”, might just get a surprise DM 👀

@FortunateFolk Amazing

Umm… switch 2 and pokopia giveaway cuz why not, might double the reward if lots of people join Only requirement is comment

Meanwhile Batman:

On this day in 2011: Kurt Hummel (@chriscolfer) and Blaine Anderson (@DarrenCriss) shared their first kiss in #Glee 2x16 "Original Song". Their subsequent and long-awaited relationship, dubbed #Klaine by fans, was an immediate fan-favourite pairing and made television history.

Me for Selkie SS26

I had to go watch a video of him singing as Steve at Comic-Con to believe this btw. This is a performer.

Your president is pedophile and rapist but mamdani sitting on the floor to break his fast is the problem???😭😭😭

It’s amazing how you can blame every Muslim person for 9/11 but get all bent out of shape when someone distrusts white people as a group for their brutal and never ending colonization of the world.

@RhymesW1thGrug Your show should have more Joe Swanson 🎶

nah we need the joe show

@nerfnoodle Literally me with the dancers at Gomorrah on my first play through.

> started first Fallout NV play through > got to benny, figured out you can bang people > had passionate s*x with benny and then killed him > chat informs me I can have s*x with others > I am now determined to bang EVERYONE > looks up bangable list > I have banged 5 people (going for 100%) > I am no better than a man

@ick_real Peppers and onions in the spaghetti counted as the veggie.

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti???

@Rhigallimorexo You don’t get paid the hour you lose, you do get paid the hour you gain. We used to just not have to punch in on the time clock and fill out a paper saying what hours we worked in those days.

On the topic, what happens if you’re on a night shift when the clocks go forwards and backwards??

Luffy gives Netflix's One Piece Season 2 an IGN score of 11/10!

So glad Alanna Ubach is finally getting the recognization for Ted that she’s deserved for years. Love to see a hilarious queen winning.

@pixelante4 @bluestberries So my parents were bad parents when my 12 year old cousin, my own family member who never had any other offenses, molested me in my own home while we played? They were suppose to automatically know he was a predator when he had never offended before? Shut the whole fuck up

@bluestberries No. If parent's are doing a good job their kids should never be exposed to predators. In a worse case scenario a parent should be able to tell their kid is being targeted and take appropriate action. I do think that sex ed should be taught the first year of high school though.

if you don’t want your kids to be educated about sexuality and consent at a young age you’re at best an idiot at worst a predator and i will NOT debate. how do you expect a kid to be able to tell an adult is being inappropriate with them if they don’t even know what’s happening