Maria.

Pinned tweet.

A 4 year old was trying to get my attention this weekend so he called me Mr. Girl.

Me, bitch

Do we think Margot Robbie will ever wear pink again once this is all said and done?

Season 2 Ep 6 of @TheBearFX is the most intense hour of TV I have ever watched.

WILL POULTER AS A PASTRY CHEF IN THE BEAR???? OKAY.

Can’t wait to go bonkers crazy when Plain White T’s play Hey There Delilah tomorrow.

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I like to spend my money on me thanks

For like 2 seconds, I was like “maybe I want kids ???” and then my coworker was like “once my baby starts at the work daycare, I will be making $0 an hour” LOL

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

My love

David hasn’t ever seen Beetlejuice and he told me he didn’t want to because it looks “too weird.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩

I was aiming north right for your bitch ass

Girls just wanna be way down yonder on the Chattahoochee

Miss u already

Obsessed with gold Will Poulter tho.

Guardians of the Galaxy did not have to do that to me.

Made a bet with my coworker that the Barbie movie is going to blow Mission Impossible out of the water.

I’ve ridden my bike to and from work two days in a row and that may not seem impressive, but if you know me, it kinda is. 🚴🏼

Will watch for Bill