Occam's Wedgie

Sorry can’t, I pulled all the muscles in my back trying to take a picture of my own ass

You know, I rip on the Democrat Party a lot, and for good reason. But to be fair, I have to give credit where credit is due. It’s just such a super nice thing how the Democrats periodically sponsor these elder care outings. These early Hippie Boomers who comprise 97% of the “No Kings” “protestors” just sit in their urine-stained beds in the elder care facility most of the time, staring at the wall, thinking about that time they took the brown acid. It’s so very, very NICE that they get a chance to get out and smell some fresh air for a few hours. It gives them a chance to grease up the wheels on their walkers, crank up some Janis Joplin on the community hi-fi, and get out to protest… something. Goldwater maybe. Or the War in Vietnam. Not sure. Neither are they. But HEY! Fight the power, right? Plus they get free Soros-funded turkey sandwiches, free CCP-funded signs to wave and free ActBlue-funded buses from the facility to the protest and back. And don’t forget those nice young DNC volunteers rounding up the worst dementia patients to get then registered to vote (for later ballot harvesting back at the facility)! All in all what a fun outing for people who deserve some fun in their lives. Thanks, DNC!!!

🚨BREAKING: A massive crowd of people have gathered in London in support of the American left’s No Kings protest. The country that literally has a King is protesting against America who doesn’t. Can’t make this stuff up.

"Is there any decision [from Trump] in particular you disagree with?" Her: *critical error-system reboot*

You can’t have peace without removing evil. Too many people want to negotiate with evil, hoping to benefit themselves.

Imagine waking up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning and sending this email to a complete stranger. I’m fascinated by people like this. When she finished this email and hit send did she think, “Got him!” I need their stories.

Bradley Whitford: “I want to encourage everyone to take advantage of their 1st Amendment rights this weekend and show up at your local No Kings rally. Our democracy is on the line and we need everyone’s voice in this fight. In the meantime, I just want to point out that Stephen Miller is a hateful fascist little piece of shit”

Jim Acosta: Here is the breaking news. The news is broken. We may not be able to put the pieces back together again if the Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery merger goes through and puts my former employer, CNN, under the control of the Ellison family. Trump has cracked the code on how to hurt the press in America. The news does not belong to the oligarchs. It belongs to us.

Imagine waking up on the first official spring weekend of 2026 and spending it going to a No Kings protest to protest a man who's literally removed the two biggest dictators on planet Earth over the last four months.🤣🤣🤣

Can we deport her by dinner time?

Elissa Slotkin: We are going to have to grapple with the unbelievable corruption that is coming out of this administration. His kids alone have earned $1 billion since he became president. A lot of my peers do whatever the president tells them to do. They've ceded power as a separate branch of government. It's amazing.

😂😂😂😂😂

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

Given that I have built two companies in widely different fields to trillion dollar plus valuations simultaneously, I am might be getting a few things right once in a while