Jeff Hanson

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Jeff Hanson

Jeff Hanson

@Oconus_Lures

She, her, hers and he, him, his deeeeez nuts. Calling out the retards in real time.

Buenos Aires, Argentina Katılım Ekim 2008
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Pressure
Pressure@pressurethefilm·
Brendan Fraser stars in PRESSURE, the "gripping" untold true story of D-Day. In theaters FRIDAY.
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@SpursCulture Has Tim Duncan ever had any other expression in his life? What a soulless soul
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Spurs Culture@SpursCulture·
This shit means something to me
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Educated Gypsee
Educated Gypsee@Educatedgypsee·
@WallStreetApes 80 million gallons of drinking water per day? This is absurd, these men building are literally constructing our and their prison. Ai is working fine. What's not working is the minds, do none of these people have children? Their future is a digital prison their parents built.
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Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
There are RVs parked for miles in Abilene, Texas They are used for temporary housing for thousands of construction workers building massive AI data centers Abilene is in the middle of a huge AI data center boom, projects include OpenAI, Oracle, Crusoe, Microsoft, and more. These are multibillion dollar campuses, some valued at more than $26 billion+ The power needs for these data centers in this area will exceed 1 million average homes They’ll use about 8 million gallons of water
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San Antonio Spurs
San Antonio Spurs@spurs·
🚨 FIESTA GIVEAWAY! 🚨 Reply with "GSG!" for a chance to win this Fiesta Prize Pack! ⤵️🎉 Giveaway ends tomorrow at 5pm CT! #Porvida | @HEB | #ad
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Jeff Hanson
Jeff Hanson@Oconus_Lures·
Who was called a Russian asset, threat to democracy, nazi since 2015? Turns out none of it is true (but you all still REEEEEEEEEEE. And in true Trump fashion, he does not back down, doubles down when defending himself . Who started it first? You’re fucking brain dead. Please seek institutionalized assisted suicide. I heard your country hands it out like candy for people like you. Sincerely, a proud American. 🇺🇸
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Jacqui Heinrich
Jacqui Heinrich@JacquiHeinrich·
NEWS: new info on the WHCD shooting suspect, Cole Allen, from the White House. I'll be talking with President Trump about all of this in 30 minutes on @SundayBriefFNC The suspect’s written manifesto clearly stated he wanted to target administration officials. He also had a ton of anti-Trump and anti-Christian rhetoric on his social media accounts. ALLEN's brother had notified New London PD (CT) of ALLEN's alleged manifesto he had sent to his family members prior to the incident.   Secret Service and Montgomery County Police interviewed Avriana Allen, ALLEN’s sister, at their residence in Rockville, MD. The following highlights from the interview: •Allen said her brother had a tendency to make radical statements and his rhetoric constantly referenced a plan to do “something” to fix the issues with today’s world. •Confirmed ALLEN purchased two handguns and a shotgun from Cap Tactical Firearms and kept them stored at their parent’s home and that their parents were unaware that ALLEN was keeping the firearms in the home. •ALLEN would regularly go to the shooting range to train with his firearms •ALLEN was part of a group called ‘The Wide Awakes’ •ALLEN attended a ‘No Kings’ protest in California at some point
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NBACentral
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral·
Bill Simmons slams the Spurs for their themed shirts “You’ve won 5 titles as a franchise. It’s not the time for gimmicks. Act like you’ve been here before… It felt like I was at a parade.” (via @ringer / h/t @ClutchPoints )
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Sweep
Sweep@0xSweep·
People are making $30,000 a month running ghost kitchens that never cook a single meal Doordash and Uber Eats let anyone list a restaurant on their app in under an hour The way it works is almost stupidly easy You pick a name like "Nashville Hot Chicken Co", scrape a menu off a real restaurant's website and mark every item up 40% There is no kitchen behind the listing When a $22 sandwich order comes in, you open Doordash on a second phone and order the same sandwich from a real restaurant three blocks away for $14 You change the delivery address to the customer's house and the driver picks up the real food from the real restaurant thinking your ghost kitchen made it You pocket $8 without touching a single piece of chicken Run 10 fake restaurants at once, each a different cuisine under a different name, and you're clearing $30,000 a month without owning anything Some scaled it further by renting a UPS mailbox as the address so the listing passed verification Others built networks of 30 or 40 fake brands all feeding off the same three real restaurants in a single zip code The customer never knows. They order a sandwich, get the sandwich and leave a 5 star review for a business that doesn't exist The real restaurant is cooking overtime for a competitor that exists only as a logo on an app The whole model runs on one simple fact. Nobody on either platform actually checks if the kitchen is real The craziest part is that most of it is technically legal You're allowed to resell food. You're allowed to mark up prices. You're allowed to list a business on a platform that doesn't verify addresses The only line you cross is the fake restaurant name and photos, which is misrepresentation, but no platform has ever pressed charges over it At worst your account gets banned and you open a new one the next morning under a different LLC
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Jeff Hanson
Jeff Hanson@Oconus_Lures·
@Nazario1398 @0xSweep Was meant be a fictitious ridiculous burger company in the same way of this tweets ridiculousness
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CRN@Nazario1398·
@Oconus_Lures @0xSweep Why you ordering big dick burger in the first place my man..?
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Mark Carney
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·
This morning, I spoke with fellow leaders, including @EmmanuelMacron and @Keir_Starmer, about the rapidly evolving security and economic situation affecting the Strait of Hormuz, including severe disruptions to global maritime traffic, energy markets, and critical supply chains. We welcome the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon, and the announcement that Iran will be reopening the Strait.   Canada stands in full solidarity with Gulf partners who have faced recent retaliatory attacks and economic pressure, and welcomes France and the UK’s efforts to advance coordinated diplomatic and planning initiatives to restore safe and reliable passage through this essential corridor.
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Jeff Hanson
Jeff Hanson@Oconus_Lures·
@_A_khalifa Can someone please add a Seinfeld laugh track to this?🤣🤣
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Remarks
Remarks@remarks·
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 USA Today publishes photos of meals served to US Sailors and Marines on warships deployed to the Middle East.
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Tom Antonov
Tom Antonov@Tom_Antonov·
Meanwhile in French navy. "an army marches on its stomach" #militaryfood 🍽🇫🇷
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#militaryfood #usnavy 🇺🇸🍽 US sailors deployed in the Iran war are facing dire shortages aboard ships like the USS Tripoli and USS Abraham Lincoln. Families report that service members are rationing meager meals, sometimes just a scoop of shredded meat, a single tortilla, or boiled carrots, with no fresh produce available. Hygiene essentials like shampoo, toothpaste, and even coffee are running out, forcing sailors to share what little they have. To help, families have sent care packages filled with snacks, socks, and vitamins, but the US Postal Service suspended all mail delivery to military ZIP codes in April due to the conflict. by @CybeleMO in @USATODAY eu.usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

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Tom Antonov@Tom_Antonov·
#militaryfood #usnavy 🇺🇸🍽 US sailors deployed in the Iran war are facing dire shortages aboard ships like the USS Tripoli and USS Abraham Lincoln. Families report that service members are rationing meager meals, sometimes just a scoop of shredded meat, a single tortilla, or boiled carrots, with no fresh produce available. Hygiene essentials like shampoo, toothpaste, and even coffee are running out, forcing sailors to share what little they have. To help, families have sent care packages filled with snacks, socks, and vitamins, but the US Postal Service suspended all mail delivery to military ZIP codes in April due to the conflict. by @CybeleMO in @USATODAY eu.usatoday.com/story/news/pol…
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