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Abigail

@OctoAbbi

comedian. ancient astronaut theorist.

Katılım Mayıs 2020
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Bryden's conversion
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@MerelyJustice Ofc it's immoral. I just mean this time ppl can probably calm down about global thermonuclear warfare
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It's like none of you actually read the Art of the Deal. Making huge bombastic threats to force compromise that still rests safely within his actual goals is kind of his thing. Idk ig if im wrong abt the one singular time im a nothings gonna happen bro that'd be pretty ironic
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The spaghettios are just because I want them
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I mean it
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@HerrMugsly I'll record myself saying how wrong I was and call myself an idiot while eating spaghettios from the can wearing clown makeup if nukes go flying

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@HerrMugsly I'll record myself saying how wrong I was and call myself an idiot while eating spaghettios from the can wearing clown makeup if nukes go flying
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Anyway Aliens
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What if everyone knowing about project bluebeam IS the psyop, to make everyone go "psh they're just doing another psyop we all know about the holograms"? I mean letting literally all of us in on the secret seems pretty counterproductive
Circe@vocalcry

What if the plan is Project Blue Beam

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Patriarchy Hannah@harmonizedjen·
Does anyone know what kind of snake this is?! 😱
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@claireternal They definitely aren't prime Britney level yeah but also a lot of those routines were kind of jerky and odd out of context of a song to begin with I think
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claire ♕@claireternal·
@OctoAbbi i actually think the problem is that her movements are messy, but it’s just because she doesn’t have a choreographer to practice with before she does her little instagram videos so she’s doing it from memory and doesn’t have the eye to correct herself by reviewing the video
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Twig 🦩⚓️@TwigggRight·
@OctoAbbi My dad but I can't believe I didn't post this just for you to post this lolol Here I am being Columbia on the jukebox
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It sounds nice until your kid breaks an ankle trying to run around and a snake bites your dog and frogs terrorize you every day with their awful slimy little hoppy antics I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs
solas apologist@IntoTheFade_

for my own sanity i choose to believe this isn’t real and they didn’t really tear down the lovingly constructed secret garden teeming with nature and wildlife that their kids could have enjoyed for years just to put down… fake grass 😭😭😭 istg my heart can’t take it

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@harmonizedjen Nothing you can do about it anyway. Worrying doesn't stop bombs
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Patriarchy Hannah@harmonizedjen·
Trying to stay blissfully ignorant, but unfortunately that’s no longer possible & I’m starting to get anxious about the war & all 🙃😭 Time to bake some bread & find a deep cleaning project! 😎
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I should have gotten a shield i wonder if I can get a cool shield
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Two worst places to get a zit: lip line and the crease by the nostril. Why does it hurt so much 😢
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