

Abigail
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@OctoAbbi
comedian. ancient astronaut theorist.





What if the plan is Project Blue Beam



the fact she did this in one take

do you guys remember your first exposure to Gay people as a concept


for my own sanity i choose to believe this isn’t real and they didn’t really tear down the lovingly constructed secret garden teeming with nature and wildlife that their kids could have enjoyed for years just to put down… fake grass 😭😭😭 istg my heart can’t take it


- Oh by the way, Mom, we've been stocking up on coffee and some essential foodstuffs that might be getting more expensive. - Oh, your dad used to do that too, back in the eighties. Bought a whole two months' worth of rations and stuff in case of a nuclear crisis, and then it never came. - Still good that he prepared though, wasn't it? Like, there was an actual risk of that happening. - It never did, though. Waste of money. I don't think you should be acting out of fear like that. - It's not like we're afraid, Mom. Just, in case a supply crisis hits, we'd rather have some stores than not. And if it doesn't, we'll just use it up, which means we'll have to spend less on groceries over the next year. - That's what your dad said too. But then the crisis never happened. Waste of money, and it made us look stupid in front of everyone. - So you'd rather not be prepared than run the risk of looking stupid? - I think he wanted it to happen, in a way, so he could say 'I told you so.' - That's... - You'll feel so stupid if nothing comes of it, you'll see.