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@nyknicks Just past midnight here in Sydney, Australia. Tip off is 10.30am local time. I'm so excited I can't sleep.

IT'S GAME DAY‼️ where's everyone watching from???

@7Cricket Rolton Raj trophy rolls off the tongue. How about player of the series winning the Sthalekar medal?

@abcsport @7Cricket at this point I reckon Pope Leo would be a better number 3 than Ollie Pope

Seven players with hyphenated surnames in the warriors 17. Is that a record? #NRLTitansWarriors

Got my ticket for @AEW Grand Slam Australia. See ya in Brissy legends!

@RichKGojira Is that ad still running? I've stopped watching all sport on TV. Sick of the gambling ads.

@StevenBorden85 @Sting Thank you for sharing your father with us wrestling fans for the last 38 years. We will never forget him.

“Do not shame your dad, do not shame your dad, do not shame your dad” *jumps*

@I_AM_WILDCAT When the cowboys lose the world wins!

In my playoff predictions I had the cowboys winning bc I thought they had a good defense and are at home and yadayada…but then I saw cowboys fans tweet about the game. The happiness. The optimism. They sealed their fate for a loss today.

Not available in Australia >:|

There's a MONK movie and I can't bloody wait!! youtu.be/ir_QZSU7ABo?si…

@RichKGojira Reminds me of when I went to see NXT at homophobic cunt arena & Keith Urban was playing next door. Two very different crowds.

@RichKGojira They pop up in my Spotify algorithm once a week. It's usually detachable penis.

@EoEFAN @MarcQuill In Grand Prix Manager Microprose he was repalced with John Newhouse. Literally the English translation of his name.

@MarcQuill This was meant to represent Canada’s own Jacques Villenueve in a PS1 Formula 1 game back in the day

@RichKGojira Also no advertising for the fucking Saudi government at the MCG. Just have to put up with constant gambling ads.

@EoEFAN Mine had a sausage sizzle and a cake stall. Almost no queue too, was in & out in 10 minutes.

(Starting to think my nearby polling place doesn’t do a sausage sizzle)

Democracy Gauntlet II: Democracy Harder

@RichKGojira Mate $4 is chicken feed. One of the major party's campaign promises for the upcoming NSW state election is a weekly toll cap of $60 per car. Imagine trumpeting that as progress! I'm lucky that my commute is short and toll free.

@georgieparker Influencer

What is your least favourite word which gives you the ick from whoever said it Mine is entrepreneur. 🤮

@TheParraEels White jersey are awful. Listen to the fans and scrap the white jerseys.

Hello, new away jersey 👀 On sale now!🛒 bit.ly/3uB6NFb #PARRAdise

@RichKGojira Before I quit soft drinks I loved that stuff. Nectar of the gods.

@SeriousAboutRL Signed with @dolphinsnrl #stopclickbait

The two-time Super League Champion has a club for 2023

@Socceroos will we have a protest strip like the Danish in Qatar or is @FootballAUS gutless?