Sir Octavion McCringleberry IV

@ilovethesausage Chipper with ya? Let’s get a pic of this hound #couldbevalid

Monday Night Update: I met up with her that night and then we went back to her room and we just “enjoyed the night” then she texted me the next day and she asked to hang again so we got some chippy but didn’t stay too long. We’ve just been texting since. What’s the move now?

Teas > lemonades #commonknowledge #stillfwbeertho

@ChadVsTheWRLD Not enough. Expand

Freshman headcount at Breakers bingo tonight? #lank

@TylrBennett Never had one- McCringleberry IV

Thoughts on the word j*b?

Are we fucking serious? D1sack ig? Fucking Christ. We’ve lost the plot, hell we’ve lost everything. #SHRINK #ruinedagoodthing #footjob #getthisshitoffmyfeed

Buddies girlfriend just made me a chicken cutlet. Could use one of these iml. Not sure how to talk to them tho… #whatever #expand #needagirl #footjob

Teach genuinely calling in the big net to make me bomb my exam

Sticking a course out just to fail the final and bomb the class is certainly a feeling. Anyone got any suicide tips? Was thinking vodka and pills but that might not hurt enough. #nuke #parentshateme #dadtakingtheamex

Sprinting from your car to chipotle door so no one else in the parking lot gets your spot #openthevault #hustle #gamerespectsgame