Machine Goon Kelly

@katyperry dressed as the AI who made her shitty last album with a rapist producer.

@pussycatdolls maybe if you had done some promotion over here instead of exclusively in the UK, or even a music video… idk though.

@bankertobuilder @srodg2 Are the rats members of the HOA and gonna listen to the by-laws? Stupid fuck. “Delicious restaurants” and it’s the most basic white people chicken and bland coffee you’ve ever had in your life.

@srodg2 We’d still have strict HOA by-laws

Why can’t we have delicious local restaurants inside suburban communities?

@Starbucks they don’t want you sitting down in there anymore and the baristas, while friendly, are overworked, understaffed, and underpaid. You’re not making it worth our while. You’re price gouging for your salaries and shareholders interests.

I would actually go to the gym if there was a regular chance of me lifting @bensonboone I just need a hot man for motivation

@taylorswift13 girl not now

@katya_zamo @trixiemattel you should’ve just taken her to the movies!

Girl I’m in body jail #hellonearth

@MrsErikaKirk is dressed like an undercover cop in high school trying to ask kids where to score some drugs when she’s clearly too old to be there. And she would use the phrase “score some drugs” thinking it wasn’t a dead giveaway.

@pugjamaparty @McDonalds

@OddModdity @McDonalds Now hold on they can leave the dirty Dr Pepper

@McDonalds we JUST want affordable food. We don’t want these shitty new sodas and refreshers. We just want a hasbrown to not be $3. We are SCREAMING at you what it would take to keep us as customers.

@jamescharles will be with her husband trading their messages with minors like Pokémon cards.

@will_thewisest @CharmsieV @RatTraptheclown They still aren’t “as popular.” They’re a production company, not a media conglomerate like Paramount or Netflix. Even Pit Stop and Whatcha Packin’ aren’t paid by WOW, they’re paid by the networks who distribute the actual shows.

@OddModdity @CharmsieV @RatTraptheclown yeah the first few seasons that were almost 10 years ago and they weren’t as popular, they can’t get away with that anyone lmfao

Love how these mfs will produce a whole show nobody is going to watch for one queen but when another queen had needed medical help you expected US to pay her bill…?

@will_thewisest @CharmsieV @RatTraptheclown They don’t though. Trixie and Katya both have said their first few seasons of UNHhhh were unpaid.

@CharmsieV @RatTraptheclown they have to pay jumbo for this shit

@sniffiesapp Can y’all running these apps stop making stupid ass decisions to bring in investors then only work for the investors? First @Grindr fucked their entire interface to take every cent they could to appease shareholders and this is the next one.

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@Sassafrass_84 She hasn’t been home since she started her victory tour after her husband died. If she wanted to be home, she would be there.

Erika Kirk was heard by others saying she just wants to go home. It has been 7 months since the loss of her husband, Charlie Kirk. Every single day, she has to battle against conspiracies and propaganda. Threats. Real actual threats. Maybe now people will see the real threat after they gave her shit four turning down the last event due to a threat. SHE DOESN'T FEEL SAFE!!!! Please pray for Erika Kirk. My heart is absolutely shattered for her.

@MrOvis_ Maybe because she had just discovered it and didn’t understand the intricacies of it yet? Like, when you learn something, you don’t know all the finer details yet either. You just know it existed and happened.

This scene is a good example of my issue with metalbending in Korra. In the original series, Toph had to be in physical contact with the metal, because it was much harder to bend than actual earth, because she was bending the impurities within it. Meanwhile, the metal bending in Korra is basically the opposite, they actually bend with far more precision than anyone bends earth with, which doesn't make any sense. It's kinda in the same vein as the lavabending, where instead of applying any actual logic to it, they treated the bending as pure sorcery. Korra doesn't learn it from anyone, she just has it, because she has more Bending Midiclorians than everyone else, I guess.

@RepNancyMace Why would I pray for a pedophile?

Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump and for our country right now.

@RuPaulsDragRace @paramountplus @joeyjayisgay must’ve been serious about making them get rid of all other gay people at Drag Race because a true homosexual with audacity would never have posted this caption.

Purple? I hardly know her! 💜 #AllStars11 starts streaming MAY 8 on @paramountplus! 😈

Marrying @bensonboone Fucking @ShawnMendes Sorry, Charlie