Peter Parker (Parody)

"Who am I? The AMAZING Spider-Man." Peter Parker: The Amazing Spider-Man A Literate/Descriptive Portrayal of my own series' Spider-Man In love with @OfPastNPresent Into the #Blazing inferno Not KJ!!!

@OfPastNPresent *He laughed hard* Would you do it?

@OfAWallCrawler Are you hinting that we should test this theory? That I should get my nails done like this?

@OfPastNPresent Babe, I feel like this would freak Sonic the fuck out.

I love you, baby!

Who took this video of @OfPastNPresent?

My person. My best friend. My wife. Mother of my three girls. I love you, @OfPastNPresent. I love our life.

@OfPastNPresent *Peter smiled at her* Oh yeah? And what's your favorite thing I make?

@OfAWallCrawler *She wrapped her arms around him* I married you because you're an amazing cook *she teased*

Okay, why is my wife so FINE, tho?

@OfPastNPresent *Peter grinned* Of course I am. I'm adorable. It's why you married me.

@OfAWallCrawler *She smiled at him* you're cute

@OfPastNPresent *Peter nodded* Yes, I really do.

@OfAWallCrawler You think so, huh?

@OfPastNPresent *He smiled and nodded his head* I am sure. I can make it work, baby.

@OfAWallCrawler We haven't been there in forever, are you sure you have the time? *she asked*

*Swoops in and gives @OfPastNPresent all of the kisses* Hello, wifey.

@OfPastNPresent *He kissed her cheek* Wanna go to Coney Island?

@OfAWallCrawler *Rosa smiled at him* hey

Peter laughed hard and looked at her. "Maybe I missed my best friend a little bit? Just a bit though...don't want her head getting too big."

Peter's just gonna slyly throw a paper ball at @GhostSpiderGMS's head. One would think him being married with kids would make him more mature. They would be wrong. Cue him running and laughing.

𝑮𝑾𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑪𝒀 | 𝑮𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 An independent portrayal of Gwen Stacy. In this reality, Gwen gets the symbiote after surviving the fall from the Brooklyn Bridge. With her new abilities, she becomes The Ghost Spider. 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐖 ⟲ & ♡

@OfPastNPresent *He smiled at her* I love you, baby.

@OfAWallCrawler *Rosa smiled at him* and continued with a million more

It started with a smile... *He smiled at @OfPastNPresent*

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